So after two days of massaging Dave again, I am thinking he is for sure one of my favorite clients. Simon Cowell, Joe Jackson too. Dave is so mellow, low maintenance for sure a big star. Generous, polite, charming, fun. He is looking fitter than ever! I swear every time I see him he looks younger. He is in tip top form now in every way. Healthy as can be. Good to see that.
Dave was kind enough to put me and my friend on the guest list for Saturday nights Berlin show. Great seats and backstage passes. The show was incredible and I am not even a big Depeche Mode fan. I only know a few of their songs. I am a rock chick, no doubt about that. Beatles, Frank Zappa, Hendrix, Led Zepp, Ac/Dc, etc. BUT I did enjoy the show. The sound was fucking PERFECT and the band was tight. Lights and video were mad cool and Dave's dancing is so erotic on stage, I could tell the whole venue wanted to shag him. Seriously.
The crowd showed them so much love, they did NOT hold still one minute and knew every word to every song. VERY high energy. No wonder he is so fucking fit.
I feel funny asking Dave for an autograph as we are buddies and he is my client and I am his therapist but this will look nice on my massage wall. He was mad cool about it, like no big deal. I adore him for that. This pic above was from last time, in June He was just getting over being ill in the pic above. I think you can tell he is much healthier now by the new picture below:
Sigur Ros was his choice of massage music again and I have to admit, they are growing on me now.
I left early because I am swamped with work at the moment and not feeling well (Kidney/Urinary Tract infection) and I left my friend there, she said she was fine alone. BUT she left after the show and didn't even go backstage as she is shy. I thought, wow, so many people in there would have LOVED to go backstage but neither of us did lol.
I did not even take a camera into the show, I nabbed this just now from Youtube for your pleasure, and you know I like to give pleasure.
The last few years I have only massaged Dave, but I have massaged Martin before too, years ago in Berlin at the Waldbuhne:
I have seen him since, at the hotel always, and he is super polite and sweet- we shared an elevator in June. I have to say, he is fucking gorgeous in person. Schwing! He smelt so nice when I massaged him that time and I asked him what scent he was wearing and it was Amen, from Thiery Mugler. (Angel for Men). Smells sooooo delicious. I went out and bought Angel for women because of that day and I sometimes still wear it (I have a favorite perfume, not tellin' you though 🙂
I massaged Andrew too but can NOT find the picture right now, and it's bothering the shit out of me, ugh! I will find it, thing is, it isn't labeled on my computer so it will take hours, hours I don't have, to find it. sigh. I have to say, I am not a big fan of their music but to know THEM is to love them. Such wonderful guys. I only know (and love) "No Good" and "Enjoy the Silence" and then I like "Just can't get enough" and my friend played me "Personal Jesus" and I love that song but only knew the cover version from Marylin Manson. So kill me why don't ya?
Gotta run. Here are some old DM things I found today on my MAC
Their tour dates, hopefully coming to your area soon, see them if you can, they are on FIRE right now!!
Jan 9 2010 O2 Arena Berlin, Germany
Jan 11 2010 Budapest Sportarena Budapest, Hungary Jan 14 2010 O2 Arena Prague, Czech Republic
Jan 17 2010 Stade Couvert Regional Lievin, France Jan 19 2010 Palais Omnisports de Paris-Bercy Paris, France
Jan 20 2010 Palais Omnisports de Paris- Bercy Paris, France Jan 23 2010 Sportspaleis Antwerp, Belgium Jan 25 2010 Arena Malmo, Sweden
Jan 26 2010 Scandinavium Gothenburg, Sweden
Jan 29 2010 Koengen Bergen, Norway
Jan 31 2010 Globe Stockholm, Sweden Feb 2 2010 Hartwall Arena Helsinki, Finland
Feb 4 2010 SKK Arena St. Petersburg, Russia
Feb 6 2010 Olympiiski Moscow, Russia Feb 8 2010 Palace of Sports Kiev, Ukraine Feb 10 2010 Lodz Arena Lodz, Poland Feb 11 2010 Lodz Arena Lodz, Poland Feb 14 2010 Arena Zagreb, Croatia
Feb 17 2010 Royal Albert Hall London Feb 20 2010 The O2 – London London Feb 22 2010 Forum Horsens, Denmark
Reach me at: info@drdot.com and put "Jenn/Buffalo" in subject line please 🙂
Hi, my name is Jennifer and I live in Buffalo, NY. I have been a Licensed Massage Therapist for over 8 years.
After moving to NYC at the age of 17, I was blessed to study dance with some of the best choreographers and teachers in the world. For years I danced with a modern dance company, which allowed me to tour Europe and eastern Asia. While traveling I also had the opportunity to get massage therapy in amazing spas from Prague to Tokyo. This is where I found my new passion in life…Massage!!
I graduated from The New York College of Wholistic Health, Education and Research in 2002. Directly out of school I opened my own Massage Therapy Center. I also offered home visits to clients in Manhattan, Atlantic Beach and the Hamptons.
I have been trained and am competent to practice Deep Tissue, Therapeutic, Reflexology, Trigger Point Therapy, Hot Stone Massage, Medical Massage and Sports Massage.
Now that I have relocated back to my hometown of Buffalo, I have been given the great opportunity to become a part of the Dr. Dot team, and I feel so lucky to work as one of her assistants.
I may be only 5’1”, but don’t let that fool you…I give a really deep massage! So if that is what you are looking for, and you are in the Buffalo, Rochester or Toronto area, book your next massage with me.
Massaged Dave (Depeche Mode) Gahan again today, he is sooooo nice. Super healthy and fit; I swear he just gets younger every year 🙂
Again we listened to his iPod mix of Sigur Ros, he is getting me hooked them now. Great music for massage. I am going to see their (Depeche Mode) show tomorrow thanks to Dave's generosity (and his super polite assistant Tim).
Anyways, a friend of mine Bebe Buell is going to perform next week in NYC and FUCK, I will miss it as I will be in the UK to massage Nickelback and my favorite client, Simon Cowell. You can't be everywhere at once, innit?
I would LOVE to see/hear Bebe's show, I heard her before in NYC and she is sex on legs, ear candy, eye candy and you just have to love her.
Bad news: I have a kidney infection/urinary track infection, ugh!! No more wanking for a while I guess. That seems to throw me off balance, I am so sensitive. (I know, too much information, got it). I am on antibiotics again and these pills make me nauseous and dizzy and I sleep for two hours heavily, then I am awake for HOURS and can't fall back to sleep. SUPER annoying!
Gotta go, gotta eat, starving. I am on twitter more than here nowadays (dr_dot) so if you are on there, hit me up. ttyl
Email me: info@drdot.com and put "Christiane/Berlin" in the subject line please 🙂
Hello, my name is Christiane.
When I was eighteen I knew that bodywork was my vocation. Five years later, as a mother of two children, I started practical training in Shiatsu where I acquired skills such as back- pressure and other wonderful osteopathic techniques. Most of all I got a feel for doing the right thing in just the right moment. Then I became a physiotherapist, in order to reinforce my expertise and consolidate my specialist knowledge.
Since then I work in the medical and in the wellness sector where I treating critical ill patients, athletes, elderly people, children and just “ordinary people” like you successfully and enthusiastically. To my mind massage is not a job, its more a kind of meeting.
Book me: info@drdot.com and please put "Guenther/Munich" in the subject line to reach me fastest.
Hello,
nice, that you’re interested in my profile. My name is Günther (Günne). I was born in the south of Munich in February 1974. I work since 2003 in different Hotels and Studios as an professional massager. Before I’ve became a massage therapist, I owned six years ago a music bar in my hometown. After this time I worked as an independently assembler in steel construction, till I had a brain haemorrhage (blooding). So I took the chance to start new and make my dream job. Music was for me always important, I visit very often concerts and festivals so is this, to work for Dr.Dot was a dream for me.
I’m qualifyed in: Ayurveda-, Aromaoil-, classical- medical-, deep tissue-, foot-reflex- zone, Lomi Lomi Nui, Hot Stone and Sportmassage. Also I make the Dorn- Therapy and Breuss- Massage and the manual Lymphtherapy. I’m Reikimaster and Teacher.
I give all the best for your healthy and well- being. I’m available 24/7 and for tours if required. You can book me for Munich, Augsburg and the south of Munich.
Contact me at: info@drdot.com and put "Samantha/London" in the subject line please 🙂
Hi my name is Samantha and I live in South East London and I’m sure I can give you the most amazing treatment dependent on your requirements. I have worked and travelled abroad for many years where my interest in complementary therapy began. I had the opportunity to experience various types of bodywork and healing. I am very passionate about what I do and find myself constantly rewarded by the results my clients achieve. I also pride myself in offering a very professional, confidential and friendly service which is integral in working for Dr Dot.
I am a full time advanced massage therapist, working from my own clinic and also running a mobile service. I tailor each treatment to the specific needs of the individual client, integrating deep tissue massage, remedial massage, and trigger point techniques, Myofascial release along with Neuroskeletal re-alignment therapy, Reiki and Indian Head massage. I treat people with a wide range of conditions, from back pain, sciatica, repetitive strain injuries, arthritis, and headaches to depression, stress, and insomnia to people who just want a relaxing massage.
Email me: info@drdot.com and put "Jennifer/Charlotte" in the subject line
I feel so fortunate to be able to touch people's lives in a positive way through massage therapy. I truly believe in the healing benefits of massage!
I wasn't always a therapist, however. In my former career, I was a middle school teacher! (I definitely have a first hand understanding of the pain and muscle tension that accompany job related stress!). I am very proud of the time that I spent in the classroom, guiding and motivating students down the right path.
Now, as a massage therapist, I have the opportunity to help educate my clients on their journey toward greater health! I strive to encourage balance in each of my client's lives by providing massage therapy that not only decreases pain and muscle tension, but results in relaxation and greater emotional balance.
No wonder he was hooked on pain killers, it was surely to numb the pain of being around such a vicious SHREW like yourself. Now shut your demanding trap before I post your full name and email address on the internet.
Moving right along, a friend of mine from NYC named Sean sent this to me just now:
"Hello Dot,
I had an appointment today at the Georgian Mission, at UN Plaza, and I had forgotten about your recent trip and Presidential massage, until I saw his picture on the wall. After i had conducted my business, I mentioned you and the whole thing that happened. He started laughing, and asked why you are called Dr. Dot, so I told him FZ named you that in '88.
S"
haha.
If I refuse to remove a blog with pictures of the President of Georgia, I surely won't remove pics of your Ex, who happily posed for pictures as he is a SWEET HEART and he does not deserve to be with a controlling BORING cunt like yourself, move on honey, to another star.
I have been going out with this 28yr old designer/film maker for 10 months. I am 31. Generally, he is good. Met his family, his friends,etc. Pretty consistent guy.
He cares for me, but whenever we hang out lately, he is always coming from somewhere, like he'll be at a friends or meeting with a buddy at a bar. I told him my time is valuable and I don't want to be the dumbass waiting for him. He doesn't really get it, but I just been writing it off like he is social and 'you take the good with the bad'. Last night, he did that again- I was waiting at his Manhattan apt. WHILE I was there, I found a list of yoga questions (I am a yoga instructor) for a film idea. Like 'how much do they make' is there sex involved ever' , 401k? what percentage are wanna be actors? how long is the career of a yoga instructor.. A whole long typed up list by him. .. very bazaar. So I called him and asked him. He stuttered, and said 'oh where did you find that.. ?' yo, that shit is weird.
You had to see the questions. it makes me feel he is either mocking me or using me for a film idea! I feel so duped. It was clearly something behind my back; he played it off like it was something he is working on that he is going to talk to me about. In my heart, I don't believe him.
THEN, I asked where are you – WITH A BUDDY AT a bar!!!! He knows I hate that. Needless to say, we shouted, he got defensive, I got upset. He got very explosive about me finding the questions and then questioning his whereabouts. I went home. He called 4 times that night; I didn't pick up.
I never want to talk to him again. Besides being out with his buddy while I am waiting for him, what are those questions about?? (He is a wanna -be producer).
What do you think?
Sulky Susan
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If he is "good" and "consistent" and you've met his friends and family AND he trusts you in his flat while he isn't home, it means he is into you and not such a bad guy. It seems to me you are a bit jaded about men and are looking for mistakes; a reason to bolt. The Yoga list could have been something he was going to ask you about, for his script, but you act like it was a list of hookers he owes money to. Not trying to take sides, but he is ONLY 28, which is young; young enough to still want to hang with buddies in a bar. You are also in a big city; you can't expect men in big cities to put blinders on and put all of their focus onto you. The fact you had to call him and ask where he is means there is something wrong. You should agree upon a time and meet some where mutual, not at his home, waiting like a dog, or worse, his MOM. You're never going to find a perfect man;
but if you want one that will be more attentive, you may have to date an older man who has been through the wringer a few times and prefers nights at home to nights in the pub with his mates. But again, no man is perfect. If the only thing this guy was doing wrong was keeping you waiting (in my eyes that is your fault; make a time and meet somewhere besides your flats to keep the passion of dating alive) and meeting with friends (at least he's not meeting with bitches) and his mysterious list (you should NEVER snoop- a man either loves you madly or he doesn't) then I say pick up the phone when he calls and don't even mention the bitchfest; just pretend it never happened and from now on he has to meet you at a restaurant or a cocktail bar to woo you, instead of just wooing his mates. When you rang him to nag and ask where is he, you could have said "I am busy shaving my pussy and was just wondering should I shave it all off or leave a landing strip?" and he would have RAN home. Games; men live for them.
Q. I have been with my fiance for about 3 years but always on and off. We just got back together on the 2nd of December and the first time I even got to see him was on the 27th of December.He lives with his mom he just turned 18 and has no job which he always says he is looking for one which i know is a lie. I found messages on one of his online sites he goes to and he keeps calling all these other girls hot and sexy and told his ex when me and him were fighting that he was sorry he left her and he wanted to make it up to her but of course he was a total a-hole when he left her and she didn't respond but instead sent me a email telling me about so i asked him and he said no i didnt someone has my password and is "hacking" into my account and sending messages to other people. Well obviously he was lying i know but i still believed him cause i love him. When i try to get him to come here he says he will leave a note for his mom to wake him up but he is always high when he says that and i barely get to talk to him anymore because he is either out partying with his friends or down at his friends house getting high all the time and i dont know what to do i love him but i cant stand him always being high or drunk and he lies to me all the time so please tell me what to do…
Livid Lisa
A. The biggest lies here are the ones you keep telling yourself. You lie to yourself "he loves me, he is just high/sleeping/busy" when you know dam well he is a lying loser. First of all he is ONLY 18!!! People never know what the hell they want at that age!! Engaged? PLEASE! Give me a break. You are both too young ( I assume you are around his age) for such a commitment. Potheads are procrastinators; they never get anything done and guess what? He will probably STILL live with his Mom in ten years. You are wasting your time with him; he is obviously a player; which is normal at his age. Let him enjoy his youth, other girls, grass etc, but you should too. Enjoy your youth as you will only have it ONCE. Do not put up with guys who treat you badly in any way. Once you decide to demand respect, boys like him will clearly be losers in your eyes and that will make things easier. Just stop contacting him, cut all ties and move ON!!!!!
Q.
After 10 years of drooling at my mother in laws sexy feet and wanting to play with them I finally got to rub her feet the other night. My wife was asleep and me and MIL were downstairs watching TV. I had a few beers through the day so my courage was up. She way lying on our couch and slipped her shoes off and I sat there looking at her sexy pedicure. After a few minutes I could not stand it any longer. I sat next to her feet and started rubbing them. I played with her toes, rubbed her soles, I covered every centimeter of her luscious feet. She never resisted and let me do what I wanted. I got horny and was erect. She never said a word, but I could tell she was enjoying it and maybe to the point it turned her on –I’m not sure. I wanted to kiss her feet and suck her toes but I did not go that far. Would it be a mistake to take this any further? I want to have sex with her and I am not sure if she would. But, I want you're opinion if you think its a possibility she got horny from me playing with her feet?
Gilf Feet Fan
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I am sure it excited her. Foot massage, when done correctly, are a huge turn on. If you really love your wife and want to keep her, just stick to massaging your Mother in Laws feet once in a while, which could already be disturbing enough to your wife (you may want to ask your wife permission to massage her mom's feet, but make SURE you massage your wife's feet too- just tell her you LOVE to massage feet). If you don't give a toss about your wife and feel her Mother is the woman of your dreams and are sure the feeling is mutual, then go for it, but know if you leave your wife for her Mom, you will be destroying two relationships, rather than the standard one, when a spouse leaves a marriage for another. You could always just keep the fantasy in your head and use it to enhance sex with your wife. Many people in relationships have fantasies, but we can't always have what/whom we want. Is a sexual thrill enough to make you throw it all away? That is the question you have to ask yourself, as only you can answer it.
Q.
Because I was previously in a long-term relationship, I decided to get an IUD for birth control because I'm unable to take the pill (gives me migraines). Now I'm single again, and concerned about having sex if I start dating someone. Obviously I'd want to use a condom, but since the IUD has strings that aren't exactly soft, I'm worried they could tear the condom and make it useless in terms of having safe sex. I heard you should only have it if you're in a monogamous relationship, so do you think I should have it removed? (I'm not currently sexually active, and haven't thus far had more than one sexual partner at a time).
Contraceptive Connie
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I would have it removed. Not only could it increase the chances of you getting lazy with a new partner "ah go ahead, I can't get pregnant, I have an IUD" after a few glasses of wine, but they increase chances of infection, make new partners wonder (1) What the fuck is that fishing wire doing in her twat-it hurts my cock (that is if you are lucky enough to find one who has a willy that long) (2) Is she really that sexually active that she always has an IUD inserted?. I am certain the string wouldn’t puncture a condom but it's always best to stay on the safe side. Not a fan of the IUD anyways as it alters the fluids in the Uterus and fallopian tubes, which reduces the chances for fertilization. The "Nuva ring" is better, but again, you need to use condoms unless you are in a monogamous, tested and tried, relationship. If you find yourself in one, and feel safe to toss the condoms, try the Nuva Ring instead, the IUD is nothing but drama.
Q.
I’m in a relationship, all is good. BUT, my gf has been out of town for about 2 months and my ex gf, who I chat with online periodically asked me over for dinner. Well, I had a good dinner and ended up getting rid of a nagging 2-month dry spell. I really don’t have feelings for her in a relationship kind of sense, I was just sexually frustrated and my ex was in for the kill from the get go. I guess I just let the wrong “head,” think for me. In the morning we had another round. I’ve never cheated before and don’t intend on doing it again as I feel like a complete cunt. I doubt she would understand but oh the guilt. Should I tell her?
Randy Ralf
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Do NOT confess your infidelity to your girlfriend. It may free you of guilty feelings but it will crush her and ruin the relationship. Everyone makes mistakes. Hopefully it was a safe sex kind of mistake but if not, go have yourself checked out and use condoms from now on with your girlfriend so you don't harm her (tell her you have an urinary tract infection). Every one gets "super horny" and you aren't married, so you won't burn in hell, you will just have a guilty complex for a while which could in turn, make you more grateful for your girlfriends love which may even enhance your relationship. Twisted, I know, but you are not the first person to have a fling and you won't be the last. Just keep it to yourself no matter what as what one doesn't know, won't hurt them (at least mentally/emotionally).
Q.
Do you think there's a direct correlation between mental illness and abnormal penis size? The formula seems to go as follows: guy with big dick = guy with more issues than a yearly subscription to Sports Illustrated. Okay, it's just a hypothesis, but the extra girth seems to be accompanied by a headful of bad wiring and a serious need for some sort of medication — be it the legal variety or otherwise. We're not talking about your garden variety chronic asshole syndrome — but walking train-wrecks who can't maintain relationships (of any sort) to save their lives. An asshole can always find other assholes to commiserate with (other wise how else would they get cops to ride around in squad cars together for eight hours) but these other guys are pretty much all alone in the world. Which is not to say they're deserving of our sympathy (they're not.) But I digress… Curious George
A.
You are correct George but how do you know so much about Cock size anyways? Sadly, somewhere a long the line, a lover told the man with girth, how wonderful he is, how perfect he and his monster cock are, that he can do no wrong and POOF, an egomaniac is born. Not completely different to a beautiful girl with gigantic naturally big tits. These folks are blessed with extra large "licenses to kill" so to speak. Why fuck just one when EVERYONE wants a ride on your big fat cock? This is how they think. They watch porn and think, "hey, that's me! I am special, I'm built like a brick shit house and I deserve to have an attitude". They usually end up with a complex, knowing that they are treated extra special because of their ridiculously large dick. It's a vicious cycle. They love their big dick, but know deep inside they wouldn't get away with half the shit they dish out if they had a small one. They mentally torture their lover as they silently think "she/he only loves me for my big fat tool". They end up making people beg to fuck them instead of giving it away like most normal horny males. Big cocks are WONDERFUL, but they are usually attached to an overly insecure or overly confident DICK. There’s even a web site http://www.lpsg.org/ that offers support for men with large penises, sigh.
