Hi girlz,

I know Satu is with you … say hi to her, too. I guess because the two of you are out long at night, NYC has raised the security level in the city, lately!!! 😛    Go kick asses. Love ya, too. 

Nobbi

Above, Rachel and Jasmine with an a patriot? man in Boston. Below, the  famous Quincy Market.

Above, Robyn, who looks great even after have cried all day over a man who doesn’t know how good he had it. That is us in a taxi on the way to the hotel where I massaged Paul Stanley. Below, the Kiss groupies I mentioned in last weeks blog. I think they are cute.  

Above, Hannah, Rachel and Jasmine in bed at Uncle Jacks (after they saw the hold up). The other shot is Jasmine and I. Jasmine HATES to have her photo taken . Below, our beloved Betsy (left) and Jasmine. Betsy has been a mom for me for the last 20 years or so and I love her madly for that.

I told you I did that radio show last week for WCCC in CT, well, the guy below is the night time DJ, he calls himself Rick the Fluffer and is 22 years old. He is the son of Laurie, a very good pal of mine (read back a week). He has the deepest voice since Barry White, it makes the girls tremble with excitement- really. Oh, and he is taken, so don’t ask.

The guy below with the exotic mustache is John. He and I have been Frank Zappa pen pal friends for a few years now. Next to him, the recently free from jail Uncle Billy, who is holding my pit bull Frankie. Everybody’s got one of those Uncles I suppose. Next picture is Frankie, isn’t he GORGEOUS!?

 

Satu, who is here visiting me for a week, wanted to have her picture taken in Times Square, so I pulled my car  over     and as soon as we got out, a bunch of drunken Irish guys crowed around us and wanted in on the photo session. The second guy from the left, who is mostly hidden, really adored Satu (and vice versa). Let me tell you ladies, if you live somewhere where there are more females then males and you want a man, get your ass to NYC, it is literally raining men.      Satu tells me this never happens in Helsinki, where she lives, so she is really enjoying herself. I guess she will take a few guys back with her for her friends too.   

 

For me, the highlight of the whole weekend  was DEFINATELY meeting Chris Noth, AKA MR.BIG!! All of us Sex and the City fans all know very well who he is. Joy, Satu and I all went out to eat tonight at Elaine’s, upper east side of Manhattan (wicked expensive by the way) and we were loud and raising hell and suddenly, the guy at the table next to us, turned around and moved his eyebrows up and down at us     just like he does on the show and my jaw dropped open and I said Mr. BIG! I know, it is so uncool to be star stuck and you would think I am the last person to be like that, but sometimes I am and I didn’t care. Satu and I moved over to their table and chatted to the guys, I think one of them is his brother, if you look closely at the guy on the left in the second photo, you will see the resemblance. Anyhow, Satu and I were both giving him (Chris) a tiny rub down, he said his back is killing him and I gave him my number, so maybe he will get a massage soon   

I am madly into Sex and the City, you know that, so this is a treat. Now if I could only get my hands on Carrie   

This was sent to me by my pal john in CT- wicked funny link

click   HERE     (make sure you have the sound on)

                             

“The high road may be harder, but it brings us to a better place” John Kerry

Dear Dot,

I am secretly involved with two men at the same time. One is gorgeous but has a little knob, the other is rather ugly but is hung like a donkey. I feel I have to choose one, what do you suggest?

Joanne      

Montclair, NJ

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Dear Joanne,

Just because you love one, doesn’t mean you have to hate the rest. As long as you haven’t promised them you would be monogamous, why not keep seeing both? Seldom will you find one person to fulfill your every need/desire.

Modern times mean modern love lives. As long as you keep the safe sex rule and don’t make promises you can’t keep, play the field and follow your heart, even if it pulls you in more than one direction. Like Stephen Stills sang “Love the one you’re with”

If you still insist on choosing one, remember that we will all look like raisins later in life and a big knob won’t be so important then. Choose the one who makes you laugh      and treats you the best.

Dr. Dot

 

Dear Dr. Dot

I got together again with my ex who I used to date YEARS ago. He used to be very well hung, now “it” seems to have shrunken. DO men shrink with time?     

Sad in Queens 

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Hi Sad in Queens,

Just like any muscle, it you don’t use it, it will shrink and wither away. Smoking can also deter a mans manly hood, especially smoking pot. With time and a lot of exercising his muscle, it should get a bit stronger and hence, bigger again.Suggest to him, even on days you don’t meet, to wank like a mad man to get that bugger back into tip top shape.

        

Recently I was in Boston and decided I needed another Massage Therapist in that area. I searched high and low and found the best one in the whole state! (oops, hope Stephanie-doesn’t take this the wrong way, you are both the BOMB!   

    Meet Chris,

– the newest member to join the Dr. Dot Team. She runs her own clinic and has more than enough experience to make your body feel amazing. If you are heading towards Boston, write me an email and I will arrange for Chris to treat you and or your entourage with her strong, caring hands. Read more about her below

Dr. Dot      

Hi. My name is Chris and I am 32 years old and living in Boston, Massachusetts.

Originally from New York, I found my way to Boston 7 years ago after living in

Minneapolis, where I attended massage school.  I have been practicing massage for almost 10 years now, (licensed in both Minnesota and Massachusetts) but started when I was little, trading back and forth with my friends.  I am a marathon runner and have great knowledge about the body from my years of running and rowing.  Massage was always one of my favorite things in the world, next to ice cream and running, and I knew I had to make it my life.

I am one of the lucky few massage therapists who was sought out by Dr.Dot and I think it was a spiritual thing because working with performing artists, actors and professional athletes has been the biggest thing missing from my life since opening up my own massage studio a few years ago.  I don’t think Dr.Dot or I had any idea how much we’d have in common from our first phone call – from our Volkswagens and our crazy mothers to our ex-boyfriend’s mothers being one of the best things that ever happened to us and our passion for music and working with musicians – we had a fun time getting to know one another when she came to visit me at my massage studio in Lexington, MA.  After a 10 hour day of doing deep tissue massage, Dr.Dot was very impressed with my massage, the strength of my hands and elbows and how I helped her low back pain.

 

Massage is my greatest passion and I love what I do.  My lab-husky, Betty and my big fat 22 lb black cat Alex can tell you or you can read my testimonials on my website from clients (www.LexingtonMassage.com).  I am very excited to get back into working with musicians and others while they are passing through the East Coast – MA, CT, NY, NJ, RI, NH, ME, VT.  I have flexibility with my schedule at my studio as I have a number of other massage therapists who can help me rearrange my schedule so I can accommodate the schedules of people on tour.

 

NoNameNews

July 27, 2004

So, tonight around 1:30am I will be in the