Ask Dr. Dot about KNOBS?

Dear Dot,

I am secretly involved with two men at the same time. One is gorgeous but has a little knob, the other is rather ugly but is hung like a donkey. I feel I have to choose one, what do you suggest?


Montclair, NJ


Dear Joanne,

Just because you love one, doesn’t mean you have to hate the rest. As long as you haven’t promised them you would be monogamous, why not keep seeing both? Seldom will you find one person to fulfill your every need/desire.

Modern times mean modern love lives. As long as you keep the safe sex rule and don’t make promises you can’t keep, play the field and follow your heart, even if it pulls you in more than one direction. Like Stephen Stills sang “Love the one you’re with”

If you still insist on choosing one, remember that we will all look like raisins later in life and a big knob won’t be so important then. Choose the one who makes you laugh    Too Funny  and treats you the best.

Dr. Dot


Dear Dr. Dot

I got together again with my ex who I used to date YEARS ago. He used to be very well hung, now “it” seems to have shrunken. DO men shrink with time?      Peeing

Sad in Queens 


Hi Sad in Queens,

Just like any muscle, it you don’t use it, it will shrink and wither away. Smoking can also deter a mans manly hood, especially smoking pot. With time and a lot of exercising his muscle, it should get a bit stronger and hence, bigger again.Suggest to him, even on days you don’t meet, to wank like a mad man to get that bugger back into tip top shape.