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Hi, my name is Julia and I am a graduate of Arizona School of Massage Therapy in Tempe AZ, currently living in Tucson AZ. As a Licensed Massage Therapist for 5 years, I have many satisfied clients because of my unique approach to their therapeutic concerns. 


I specialize in Therapeutic Massage which opens you up to a more relaxed and balanced frame of body and mind, where I can work with your issues that obstruct the free flow of energy. 


My massage is uniquely for you as I incorporate Swedish strokes, Deep Tissue, Injury Massage with Lymph drainage to assist with relaxation and painful areas, plus Sports stretching along with Trigger Point therapy. I also enjoy pregnancy massage. 


I have experience in a variety of work environments including chiropractors, high end spas, the Superbowl, and other special events. 


I feel that having an awareness of your body's interconnections will help you maximize your healing and improve your overall health. 


Always interested in learning, I strive to grow my skills to become the very best. I am also available for chair massage events at the workplace or for special occasions. 


I believe Dr. Dot has a quality team and I look forward to us working together! 


If you are in Tucson or Phoenix please contact Dr. Dot to request me! Have a great day!

Christmas crap

I just bought a Christmas tree. The assistant asked "Will you be putting this up yourself?" I replied "No you sick bastard. It's going in the living room…."



Captain Beefheart dies at age 69 :(

* Sorry, my blog seems like an obituary lately πŸ™

By Basil Katz and Bob Tourtellotte
updated 46 minutes ago

Don Van Vliet, better known as pioneering blues and rock musician Captain Beefheart, has died in California from complications of multiple sclerosis at age 69, a representative for the artist said on Friday.

The Michael Werner Gallery in New York, which handles Vliet's paintings, made the announcement. "Don Van Vliet will be sorely missed," the gallery's statement said.

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      Musician Captain Beefheart dies at age 69

      Don Van Vliet, better known as pioneering blues and rock musician Captain Beefheart, has died in California from complications of multiple sclerosis at age 69, a representative for the artist said on Friday.

Captain Beefheart and his Magic Band rose to prominence during the 1960s with an experimental brand of rock music that was inspired by the blues and featured offbeat rhythms and lyrics.

Their best known album is 1969's "TroutMask Replica," and while it was not a commercial hit, it won critical acclaim and is still considered among the most prominent art-rock albums ever made.

Vliet was born Jan. 15, 1941, in Glendale, Calif. As a teenager, he befriended Frank Zappa, whose own brand of experimental music became popular in the 1960s and 1970s.

Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band released their first album, "Safe as Milk," in 1967, featuring songs with titles like "Zig Zag Wanderer" and "Abba Zaba." While band members would change over the years, the group continued to crank out music through the 1970s up to 1982's "Ice Cream for Crow."

Vliet retired from music after 1982 and turned to painting, enhancing his reputation as a member of the avant-garde.

Vliet is survived by his wife of more than 40 years, Jan Van Vliet.

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A tragic loss: Maya Mayhem


It is with a heavy heart that I write this blog. I received an email from Maya's best friend that Maya just died. I still can't believe it. My daughter Jasmine just received a test massage from Maya over the summer in Rome. We were so thrilled to have such a great talent bless our team. Maya was very smart and easy to get along with. She was so eager to work and was fun to communicate with. My daughter and I are both shocked. I could not sleep at all last night- I had dreams and nightmares both about Maya. I do not know her Mother but keep putting myself in her shoes, mentally and try to imagine the pain she is going through. Maya's friends too, must be horrified. I have a frog in my throat when I think "when it's your time to go, you go". I just can't believe that. She was young, healthy and feisty. WHY HER!???

Below is part of the email from her friend. I asked her HOW did she die, I just wanted to believe it was spam, that it was untrue, but alas, it is true:

 "On December 6th, Maya went out to look for her neighbor's cat that had escaped from the garden. She went down on the train tracks near Stazione Casalina in attempts to save the kitten and was struck by a high speed train and was killed instantly. We had a Memorial for her on Sunday and her body will be cremated here in Rome. Her mother came right away and she will be leaving this weekend. We are all deeply shaken and saddened by this tragic loss and I miss my friend more and more everyday." 


Don't the trains use horns and whistles anymore!?? Wtf!!?? I am saddened by this and my heart goes out to her friends and family. She will not be forgotten. You can read her bio she made for my web site below. It stings even more to know a fellow hippie/Dead Head who risked (and gave) her life to save an animal was taken from this early decades too early. Heaven now has a loving, caring, sharp witted rocker up there with them, probably massaging all the deceased rockers (Hendrix? Joplin? Morrison? and for sure Garcia and Lennon/Harrison). You are missed Maya. Rock on.


Written by Maya:

"I was born in Lisbon Portugal to an American mother and Portuguese father. I moved to Manhattan at the age of 5 and then moved to Palo Alto California at the age of 10 where I unlearned the hard core street smarts I learned in NYC and began to be a nature loving hippie. 

Going to Jerry Garcia's high school I became exposed to Grateful Dead shows at the age of 14 (as they played every year at Frost Amphitheater), and at the age of 16 I was off on Dead Tour traveling to country. This was the year I learned about health and well being that would effect the rest of my life. I got certified in massage at the age of 18 and immediately started working in spas and began a life healing. 

I have been in Europe for the last 11 years and am still a massage therapist, vegetarian (since the age of 16), and do yoga and meditation daily, and love to heal people. 

I am a techno DJ and producer and I believe that even when I DJ I use the speakers as my massage table, so the theme of massage and healing touches everything I do."


 A Facebook page was created by her best friend Kristen for Maya, please feel free to join and express your feelings:  HERE

Massage delivery service in Phoenix, Arizona 24/7


 Reach me at and put "Rosa/Phoenix" in the subject line please πŸ™‚




Hello there my name is Rosa. I am from Hermosillo, Mexico and now live in Phoenix, AZ. I got started with massage in the summer of 2009. After graduating from the Arizona School of Massage therapy I started working at the school as a teacher's assistant, I also work at a spa. I enjoy being a massage therapist because it gives me a chance to help people. 


Deep tissue is my favorite massage to give, people are always amazed that someone as small as me can have so much power. I have trained many different modalities including cranial/sacral, reflexology, Swedish, sport massage, and trigger point. 


I am professional, easygoing and I take massage therapy seriously. I want every massage I give to be better than the one before. 


Look for me in Phoenix!!!

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Email me at and put "Isabell/Denmark" in the subject line πŸ™‚


Hey, my name is Isabell. I am a massage therapist with a background in modern dance and classical ballet. What brought me to become a masseuse is the fact that instead of ruining the body by dancing/training excessive hours I wanted to do something that heals the body. 


My massage is very individually, depending on your needs. Some need it soft, some need it harder and some people think, it's only works if it hurts. Well the last one is not my opinion, but sometimes just the believe in it helps. I have also studied ayurvedic medicine in Germany and am an ayurvedic medical practitioner. What that means for you, when you get a massage is that I might work slightly different than you are used too. I always use warm oil, which is often medicated with herbs, as this supports the healing process. I massage also with normal massage oil, if this is preferred. 


Getting a massage is about trust. If you allow yourself to relax completely and have trust that the therapist will do the right thing, at the right moment on your body, you will find out that you will be able to receive much more help and healing, than you would otherwise. 


I am looking forward to meet you.

Massage delivery service in Phoenix, Arizona


Email me at and please put "Chyenna/Phoenix" 


Hello! My name is Chyenna and I’m a Licensed Massage Therapist in the Phoenix area. I moved from Iowa the beginning of 2009. I absolutely love it here! I’ve been practicing massage therapy since 2006 and I fall more and more in love with what I do every single day! There is no better feeling that to know that every person I come in contact with not only looks forward to being in my hands, but leaves with a satisfaction that they can’t get anywhere else. 


I attended the Massage Therapy program at La’ James International College in Iowa. Soon after graduating I took the National Certification Board for Massage Therapy and Bodywork, became certified and jumped right into work. I’ve worked in a variety of settings, from high end spas to chiropractic offices, and have worked with an array of different types of clients, from field workers to MMA fighters, all of which have helped me develop, grow and learn. I’ve come to realize that I favor deep tissue work, but I’m also able to perform each massage differently to accommodate my clients’ needs. I realize that not every person needs the same type of massage, with the same amount of pressure, and work in the same areas. Each individual has their own tension areas and different goals for their massage. I strive to reach those goals. 


The modalities I’ve trained for are Swedish, deep tissue, sports massage, prenatal, chair massage, reflexology, hot/cold stone therapy, and several spa bodywork modalities including sugar scrubs, body wraps, spray tanning and more. No matter what you’re looking for, I’ll perform my best to ensure that you are able to attain a sense of well-being and health in the most enjoyable way possible! 


I feel blessed to be a part of the Dr. Dot team of therapists in the Phoenix area and I look forward to working with you soon!

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I am a massage therapist and acupuncturist. By being highly skilled in both of these modalities, I am able to fine-tune my treatments depending upon the individual needs of my clients. My insight into Chinese Medicine and its various diagnostic techniques allows me to look at the body in a way which maximizes even my massage alone. In fact, I sometimes combine the two treatments for the most beneficial effect. I have found that this combination is especially helpful for problems that performers have, such as carpal tunnel syndrome, tendonitis and neck and thoracic problems. 


My bag of skills include deep tissue, Swedish and medical massage as well as cupping, a Chinese medical treatment that is great for pulling out toxins and dealing with impingements. As well as performing classical and traditional acupuncture, I also have advanced certification in the use of acupuncture for substance abuse and do Facial Acupuncture Rejuvenation, a face lift-like technique with incredibly natural, non-invasive and long-lasting effects. 


Whether you want to treat ailments that have been bothering you for a long time or just want a straight ahead massage that greatly reduces pain and leads to deep relaxation, I’m sure you’ll be happy with the results.

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My girlfriend and I (both in our 40's) have been together for 16 months, and live together for last 6 months (her flat).  Pretty fast I know, but finances played a role (I am out of work).
She seems to shave her pussy before she goes out with her "male mates" without me (she has quite a few), She told me she slept around A LOT before she met me, and though she also told me she never cheated on a boyfriend, I did find that she lied about having slept with a particular one of her closest  "male mates" prior to meeting me. She also recently told me she feels like she has to lie about seeing some of said mates because she thinks I won't like it.
I told her the truth is extremely important, and if I have any discomfort, it is far LESS important than telling the truth, and we could talk about it.
Thus, I am now left feeling uncomfortable with the situation and am not sure how to deal with it. How far would she take these lies? Any advice

-Wondering Wilhelm

Perhaps she feels she has the right to behave like this since you aren't contributing financially. She seems to be acting like a macho man.
You have already caught her in a big lie and frequent "little lies"; she admitted to feeling like she "has to lie to you" (too much lying going on here) and no one has to shave their genitals before going to out meet "friends". It sounds to me like she thinks of you as a Dad or a Brother, not a boyfriend.
At her age, I really doubt she will be changing her behavior patterns anytime soon. She used to be very promiscuous? Once a slag; always a slag-
not that it's a bad thing but that shit never changes and it seems to bother you. Either accept her "independent ways" or find another roommate to help with the rent. You will easily find another woman to love you but she will have a hard time finding any man to put up with her bullshit, especially at that age.


After my divorce I have just had my first experience with a man. As I never used condoms with my husband I never remembered to use one with him.
He was younger than me and very clean and sporty so I also did not see him as a big risk. Have I broken a big taboo by having a one-niter in this fashion and need to watch out in the future or is the odd one ok?

Petrified Paula


You can't judge some by their age or appearance. Some young people sleep around much more than older people, simply because they can.
Using a condom is always the best route to take. I would go have a check up and blood test to ease your mind.




I have been dating a woman for last six months. Once we had a conversation about cheating. I said I would never do that, and that if I wanted to be someone else that would mean we should not be together. I really do believe that. When I asked her would she cheat, she said “ I would cheat on you if you piss me off!”. I could hardly believe what she said. In my opinion this is a very bad sign, especially since we did have 2-3 times when one of us got pissed. I think that conflicts happen sometimes in mature relationships, we are both 45+ years old, and having what I think so far was a serious relationship. When I told her later that this did not sound very good, she tried to avoid direct answer, excusing it on her previous husband who cheated on her and that she was reflecting on that. Sounds quite bad to me.


Non cheating boyfriend.





Women usually stray for two reasons (1) Revenge (2) To get more attention/admiration if they are not getting enough with their partner. Most women do not cheat when they are in love. The word cheating bothers me. One cheats on a test or at a game, but not so, in my opinion, in a relationship. The difference between dating and marriage, in my eyes, is people should still be able to do whatever they want before they make that HUGE commitment called marriage. “Cheating” used to be called "playing the field". Thing is, you can NOT force someone to be monogamous. People are physically committed when they want to be. Stressing about monogamy will not coax it along; it will simply push your lover away. EVERYONE loves to do forbidden things, so if you forbid her to shag around, it will be on the top of her list of things to do. All one can really do is be kind, fun to be around and a generous partner ( be wild in bed, willing to massage when asked, etc) and this should make your lover want to be exclusive to you. If you do all that and they still want to fuck around, so be it. When people reach the age of 45, they are pretty much set in their ways. No teaching older dogs new tricks. Avoid having "conversations about cheating" as often as you can, as that will surely lead to drama. If she says she might "cheat" if you piss her off, try not to piss her off.







Is there any safe way of licking pussy? Last time I licked my new girlfriends pussy, the bottom of my tongue was black and blue and tender as fuck for days and my bottom lip looked like someone punched me. I LOVE licking her pussy but she moves about a lot when I am at it and I pay the price for the few days after. I have not licked pussy for a couple of years as I underwent cancer treatments and it seems I must have forgotten how. Her favorite thing is oral, so I have to keep at this.


Swollen but Eager





I know what you mean. Not an easy task. Go to a drug store (CVS, Walgreens, etc) and get those rubber teeth guards one wears to avoid grinding teeth while sleeping. If you can't find those, look for the rubber inserts they sell with teeth bleaching kits, or lie to your dentist and tell them you tend to grind your teeth at night and want to prevent any damage. Put those on you and then give it a try. You won't injure yourself and will probably be able to munch her out longer and more intense than ever before. One thing to look forward to, you won't have this problem later in life when you lose all your teeth.


Not sure if they are for sale yet, but the oral condom could help too…