Dear Dr. Dot…..

Dear Dr. Dot,

My boyfriend is not happy with my mood swings.
The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods.
When I’m in a good mood it turns green. When I’m in a bad mood
it leaves a big fucking red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond.

Bitchy in Manchester

Dear Bitchy,
make him give you your own room, or house for that matter, fuck the diamond.
Dr. Dot