“Make your penis larger Dr. Dot!!!” and other pointless SPAM

Please tell me I am not the only one getting those annoying fucking emails, junk mail every day. No, I DON”T have a DICk and if I did, I wouldn't trust some pills or potion to make it grow! Funny how there are no “Make your pussy bigger” junk mails- wonder why?

Are men such an easy target? I would be so offended at such emails if I was a man- instead I just laugh and delete them. Look here what I got just now in my junk mail folder:

The Grass is always greener

After being in London for 4 days, I thought to myself, ‘Sex and the City’ could be about any big city, even London. I was put up in a 4 star hotel called the Moat House and it was rite at Convent Garden, which is one of the major shopping and Theater areas. It didn’t take long for Room Service to hate me. Well, my room was so friggin hot – like a rain forest! I couldn’t get dressed or put on make up as I was sweating like hell. The window wouldn’t open and there was no central air.