1. Cows, 2. The Constitution, 3. The Ten Commandments


       Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing
that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track
a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right
to the stall where she slept in the state 
of Washington ?
And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are
unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around
our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow..



       They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
Iraq … Why don't we just give them ours? It was
written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for
over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.



       The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments posted in a courthouse or Congress is this —
you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou
Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not
Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians …. it creates a hostile work environment.


       Also, think about this … if you don't want to
forward  this for fear of offending someone — YOU ARE PART
OF THE  PROBLEM! It is time for America to speak up!