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Dear Dr. Dot, I've been dating the same guy (he is 26, I am 22) for over a year. We see each other every other day, Friday nights he goes out with this friends and Saturday night is always for us. He is ALWAYS tired on Saturday night and when he comes to pick me up at my place, he has a way of convincing me to just stay home and chill (FUCK). I feel short changed, I want to go out with him and have fun, but he says being home with me is much more fun than going out. The sex is amazing but I am starting to resent him for this leftover from Friday night shit. Should I just dump him? Irate IrisA. It’s really simple. When he calls to let you know he is coming over, tell him you aren’t at home, you are at a certain bar/club/restaurant. He should meet you there. Then you are already out and about. You are far too young to be a stay at home couple. If I was you, I would change this weekend situation, as in, you suddenly can’t meet on Saturday nights anymore, so he will have to see you on Fridays instead. That way he can be nice and tired for his friends on Saturday. Insist upon this and it will work. Not wanting to sound bitchy, but you are the one with the pussy, so you make the rules, the sooner you learn this, the better. Q. Please give me a fake name. I was seeing two guys and having sex with both. I am now 5 months pregnant and don’t know which guy is the father. I have picked the best guy and he thinks it’s his and it very well could be, but it’s eating me up inside not knowing. One guy is blonde, the other brunette. What do I do if it comes out with blonde hair (I am with the brunette now)? Should I just tell him now? What if he leaves me alone? Frantic Freda
< Who's the Daddy? A. Perhaps it will calm your nerves to tell you this happens a lot. You can’t change the situation anymore, so there is no point in stressing out, it will just make you have a moody baby. Just go with the flow and if your guy someday insists upon a DNA test, do it, you have to just let things unfold how they are supposed to. If not, then there is nothing to worry about. Keeping mum doesn’t mean you are lying it just means you aren’t saying anything, a tactic men understand oh so well. When your child gets older and you sense the brunette is not the biological father, you may want to tell your child and he/she will want a DNA test. Worrying about the future and past just fucks up today. Concentrate on being a great mom and everything else will fall into place. Q. I have been religious about carrying condoms, just in case I meet a hot guy. What I don’t understand is why the guys always look at me like I am a slut because I have condoms on me. It really ruins the whole mood for me. We can’t win. I tell them “better safe than sorry” but there is always this stigma, that disapproving look comes my way. Should I stop carrying them? Should I use a different line? WTF!? Wanda
A. Men should always have condoms on them, taken or not. You just never know when a pussy might “accidentally” fall onto them. If they don’t carry them, and they are single, it means (a) they are not a player and never expect to get laid (b) don’t practice safe sex. Both are fucked up excuses. Don’t carry them on you if you are so worried about what they think. If they don’t have any on them, make it a fun trip to go get them together. You could keep them in your medicine cabinet at home and say “My Mom/Sister/Dad bought them for me for emergencies”. You could be really sarcastic (like me) and said “oh, the last guy left them here”. My favorite is, when he asks you “do you have any condoms on you?” say “why would I? I don’t own a cock”.
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