Summer issue of the EXBERLINER Magazine


So, freezing my breast off in the COLD Berliner sun was in vain, they in fact could have made me into a cartoon without me even being there, or not?

I am grateful, don’t get me wrong, for my second cover of the EXBERLINER magazine, I just like to complain, especially at 6:30 am when there is no sex or chocolate to be had.You have so been there so don’t even try it.

My assistant Stephanie and Joy are so dam happy that they were sent to massage Sir Sting when I couldn’t be there; they are rantin’ and ravin’ about his fit figure. We love Sting.

Gotta sleep

xx Dottie