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Mobile Massage, 24/7: Dr. Dot World Wide Body work

 

Tired of unorganized massage drama?  Call Dr. Dot.

Amazing Massage and Chiropractic Treatments  24/7, all over the world.

Call us if you:

 

A) Want a certified massage therapist handle you with care

B) Want your artist/tour/venue to have certified, screened, trusted massage therapist on call for you, all organized

by Dr. Dot personally (runs TIGHT ship)

C) Are a certified, licensed Massage therapist and are yearning to work with a very organized, fair and happy team 

 

 www.drdot.com

 

 

Dr. Dot has massaged some of the biggest names in show biz over the last 20 years.
Her talented hands and strong ambition have earned her a place in the hearts of the
stars she massages and has expanded her business to reach all over Europe and the USA.
Now she has massage assistants who can treat the stars when she can’t be there personally.

 

Everyone on our team is certified, licensed, put under contract, wears our company t-shirt,

has their own company business cards, is on our web site (we have NOTHING to hide) and loves what they do.

Quality, not quantity is our motto.

 

drdot@drdot.com

  

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Here are some Testimonials:

“Heal my hands again Doctor” – Frank Zappa

“Dr. Dot gives the best massage in the world” – Sting

“Amazing hands” – Robert Plant

“Thanks for making me feel wonderful. Powerful massage” – Lauryn Hill

“You are damn strong for such a small woman” – The Undertaker (WWF)

“She eases the strain” – Henry Rollins

“Great for drummers” – Peter Criss

“If I could, I would have you massage me every day, all day. You rock!” – Courtney Love

“I love those hands!” – BoBo of Cypress Hill

“A really great massage!” – Bruce Willis

“Dr. Dot’s 4 hands rules” – Ice-T

“The Best massage of my life!” – Sylvia singer of the Killer Barbies

“Bite me again Dr. Dot” – Bella B of Die ƒrzte

“I really love your massage Dot” – Charlie Watts of The Rolling Stones

“Perfect Massage” – Ron Wood of the The Rolling Stones

“Thanks for fixin’ my lumpy neck! AWESOME!” – Dime Bag of Pantera

“I have never felt so relaxed before” – Joe Strummer

“Thanks, I’m a new man!” – Lou Koller singer of Sick of it all

“Dot you rule with the strongest hands in showbiz” – Josh of Queens of The Stone Age

“Great massage” – Cindy Blackman drums for Lenny Kravitz

“I love your hands!” – Maxi Jazz of Faithless

“OOH, AHHH, EEEEE, OOOO, AAHHHHHH” – Johnny 5 of Marylin Manson

“What a relief!” – Debby Harry  ( Blondie)

 

 

“Can we bring your hands on tour with us?” – Justin Timberlake (at age 16)

“Dot kicked my ass!” – Proof (of D-12 and Eminem)

“I LOVE your hands Dot” – Paul Stanley of KISS

“That was an amazing massage” – Vin Diesel

“First massage of my life, I am now a fan” – Gene Simmons of KISS

“Lovely touch” – Mark Knopfler

“I feel like a new woman after that massage Dot” – Sheryl Crow

“Awesome foot rub!” – Marky Ramone

“Thanks for healing us man. Peace” – Carlos Santana

“Dot’s massage was the only thing that kept me going and going” – Sean, singer of Audioweb

“Your massage brought me back to life, you healed me baby!” – R. Kelly

“I love your massage Dot” – Eros Ramazotti

“Hands of STEEL” – Dave Navarro

“I remember it was very quiet, music playing on a boom box, the lights down low,” he told The Associated Press. “She was very professional. She also didn’t talk a lot, which I particularly liked.”

– Gene Simmons of KISS

– “Thanks a million” Mariah Carey

 

– “That’s hot!” Paris Hilton (I’m not joking)

Satisfied Massage Clients include:

Mariah Carey • Eros Ramazzotti • Backstreet Boys • Peter Bond • Depeche Mode • Robert (Led Zeppelin) Plant • Hothouse Flowers • Fugees • Rolling Stones • Sting • David Bowie Band • Tommy Lee & Mötley Crüe • British Bulldog • Rainbow • Foo Fighters • Credit to the Nation • Krokus • The Clash • Steve Vai • AC/DC • Ratt • Blur • Travis • Inspiral Carpets • The Blushing Brides • Aerosmith • Skunk Anansie • Die Ärzte • Simply Red • Michael Jackson Band • Whitney Houston Band • Guildo Horn • Ramones • 60ft. Dolls • Van Halen • The Who • Tin Machine • The Misfits • Garbage • Tortoise • Stone Roses • Chris Jagger • The Undertaker (WWF) • Smoking Guns (WWF) • Bryan Ferry Band • Lenny Kravitz Band • N Sync • Fish • Henry Rollins • Def Leppard • Ray Cokes of MTV • Alba Basketball Team • Nils Frewerth • Runrig • Bon Jovi • Red Hot Chili Peppers • Heather Nova • Dread Zeppelin • Bush • The Pogues • Kinky Machine • Duran Duran • Happy Mondays • America • Ice T • Madness • A Flock of Seagulls • Jesus Jones • The Alarm • Hans Klok (Dutch Magician) • Cucumber Men • Anthrax • Catatonia • Eric Clapton • Johannes B. Kerner • Keith Sweat Band • Oasis • Grateful Dead • Kiss • The Charlatans • Toni Braxton Band • Pulp • Andrew Strong Band • Weezer • Jay-Z • Audioweb • Super Furry Animals • Billy Idol Band • Iggy Pop’s Band • Northside • The Romantics • Simple Minds • Calvin Russell • The Muffin Men • 38 Special • Finesse • Scarfo • Bob Geldof • Iron Maiden • Dirty Deeds • Offspring • Leningrad Cowboys • Norbert Blüm • Vera am Mittag • Matthias Wissmann • Stefan Raab • Esther Schweins • Sheryl Crow • Daniela Noack • Guano Apes • Courtney Love + Hole • Lynyrd Skynard • Tracy Boyd • Cypress Hill • Black Eyed Peas • Foo Fighters • Ween • D-12 • Modern Talking • Alice Cooper • Papa Roach • David Byrne • Mark Knopfler • Die Happy • Nick Cave • Hed(p) • Anuschka • Steely Dan • Green Day • Joe Walsh • Truck Stop • R. Kelly • Cranberries • Vin Diesel • YES • Biohazard • Soulfly • Prince of Saudi Arabia’s gang • Dave Gahan • Bruce Willis • Robbie Williams Band • Disturbed • Kylie Minouge • Chris Noth (Mr. Big) • James L. Dolan • Slunt • George Clinton • Marilyn Manson • The Explosion • Good Charlotte • Project Object • Adam F. • Meldrum • Pennyroyals • Ratdog • Crossfade • Paris Hilton • Stereophonics • Motörhead • Dave Navaro • Dropkick Murphys • Far From Finished • Rosenstolz • Paul Weller • Dweezil Zappa • Terry Bozzio • Napoleon Murphy Brock • Prinz Ferfried von Hohenzollern • Roger Waters • Jeff Beck • Vinnie Colaiuta • OK GO • The Hard Lessons • Juliette Lewis • Middlemen • Nathan East • Herbie Hancock • Placebo • Russel Crowe • Maroon 5 • Joe Jackson • Sonic Youth • Harry Connick Jr. • Kanye West • Devo • The Coral • The Arctic Monkeys • Simon Cowell (American Idol/X-Factor) • Pat Benatar • Steve Miller Band • Sum 41 • Foreigner • Kim Raver of Lipstick Jungle + 24 • Hatebreed • Mikheil Saakashvili (President of the country Georgia) • Incubus • The Streets • Gavin Rossdale • Jim Norton (comedian) • Poison • Extreme • Devotchka • Alkaline Trio • Sigur Ros • Simple Plan • Angels and Airwaves • Adrian Belew • The Hives • Kid Rock • Slash • Kottonmouth Kings • Peter Wolf • Jonas Brothers • Jet Li • Opeth • Sarah Evans • New Kids on the Block • Staind • Nickelback • Everlast • Pepper • Slightly Stoopid • Hayden • Theory of a Dead Man • Rehab • Chase Crawford (Gossip Girl) • G Love & Special Sauce • Gypsy Kings • Squeeze • The Black Crowes • Nightwish • Hinder • Ryan Adams • The Expendables • Zucchero • New Found Glory • Sevendust • Iced Earth • Dereks Trucks Band • Mudvayne • STS9 • Mitch Mitchell (of Jimi Hendrix Experience) • Jason Mraz • Gwar • Chris Cornell • Coheed and Cambria • Tesla • Van Morrison • Slipknot • Down • The Answer • Keller Williams • Cold War Kids • Elbow • Of Montreal • Trans Siberian Orchestra • One Republic • Eagles of Death Metal • Bullet for my Valentine • Stevie Wonder • My Morning Jacket • Twisted Wheel • Blue October • Katy Perry • Uncle Sid • Cradle of Filth • Judas Priest • Testament • Dark Star Orchestra • Rise Against • The Supervillains • Bleeding Through • Escape the Fate • John Legend • Frank Zappa and Band • Machine Head • Skin Lab • Ginger Baker • Butthole Surfers • The Commitments • The 4 Of Us • Cast • Psychedelic Furs • Manic Street Preachers • Adam And The Ants • Reel Big Fish • Supertramp • Connells • The Greenhornes • The Bloodhound Gang • Anthrax • Tower Of Power • Jimmy Vaughan • Blondie • Pantera • Eminem • Type-O-Negative • Chixx Primal Scream • Eyehategod • Lynyrd Skynyrd • Queens Of The Stone Age • Delicious • Killer Barbies • Michael Monroe • Chris Botti • The Black Veins • Dave Navarro • Megadeth • Black Flag • Stevie Nicks • The Cars • The Feeling • The Killers • Joe Satriani • Velvet Revolver • Dethklok • Brand New • Thrice • Spiritualized • Theory of a Dead Man • Lauryn Hill • Peter Criss • Joe Strummer • Sick of it all • Faithless • Debby Harry • Justin Timberlake • Carlos Santana • Brian Wolk • Gregg Allman • Seal • K.D. Lang • Cobra Starship • Georgia Satellites • Amon Amarth • UB40 • Busta Rhymes • Lightning Seeds • Ash • Monster Magnet • Eagles • Jeff Healy Band • Enrique Iglesias • Godsmack • Flogging Molly • Buckcherry • Umphrey’s McGee • Taking back Sunday • Bayside • All that Remains • Bayside • Rise Against • Constantine Maroulis • Lisa Marie • PJ Harvey • Jesse McCartney • Zach Williams • Austin French • Zauntee • Kirk Franklin • Roddy Ricch • Kristin Hayter • Bruno Mars • Blippi the Musical • Korn • Lauv • Tallest Man on Earth • Moneybagg Yo • Alyssa Edwards • St. Vincent • Nothing but Theives • KSI • Japanese Breakfast • GRiZ • Mystery Science Theater 3000 • Breaking Benjamin • Ms. Salty • Jehnny Beth • Tobymac • John Mulaney • Élodie Ouédraogo • The Steel City Kitty Show • Ella Mai • Gary Barlow • The War of the Worlds Jeff Wayne • Imelda May • Beach House • Boulet Brothers • My Chemical Romance • Ninja Sex Party • Takeo Spikes * B.Smith • Need to Breathe • Rod Stewart • Sleeping with Sirens • Mike Patton • Mr. Bungle • Nili Brosch • Gregory Alan Isakov • G-Eazy • Dermot Kennedy • Brittany Howard • Flipturn • Bryson Tiller • Warren Haynes • Mateo Lane • Chase Atlantic • Spiritbox Hauser . Karen O.. SOMBR • Joost Klein.. to be continued

 

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Massage client scam: Massage assistant robbed in Arizona

Once again, a client received a kick ass massage for over 90 minutes and got away without paying. Last time, it was in LA when a client came to one of our massage assistants and got a 2 hour massage and just as the 2 hours were coming to an end, he pretended to have a spasm. My assistant asked him what was wrong and he said she had hurt his arm. He freaked out, yelled at her (she wasn't massaging him wrong, he just didn't want to PAY for the massage) and he started to leave. She asked for payment and he said "you are lucky I don't sue you! I am not paying!" and ran out the door without paying. PRICK..

 But tonight, a bigger scammer stuck one of my massage assistants in Phoenix, Arizona. Why am I telling you this? So you can prevent it happening to you or anyone you know who is in the massage business. Basically this asshole called me, using a fake name, requesting a massage in Arizona. I passed his number onto my assistant and he came to her for a massage. She asked for pre-payment, but he whined that the money was in his car; that he would pay later. Here are her words:

 "Brent made an appointment for today at 1pm at my studio.  He parked  his car in
my car port.   Seemed very nice.  We did a Thai massage  session at his request
and from the problems he was having in his hips  and legs the best modal. 
Before anything I had him sign your waiver  and fill out the intake form.  I
asked him to pay upfront.  He said he  had his wallet in the car and said well
can I just grab it after?  His  car was parked in my car port which is literally
in front of my front  door.  During the massage things were great he asked my
lots of  questions about yoga and reflexology stretching.  Once we were done we 
talked a lot and he even scheduled another appointment with me for May  3rd.  So
he went out to his car to get the money started his engine  and drove off, I
actually ran out the door like what the fuck!!!  It  was an hour and half
massage. DOUCHE BAG DOUCHE BAG DOUCHE BAG!   I  was so upset earlier…I'm still
upset!

I have since then left him 4 voice mails and sent him a couple text  messages. 
Telling him in a very nice way to please call me and let me  know what happened?
  I've never had anything like this happen to me in  the 3 years I've been
massaging.  I mean I've never even heard any  teacher or peer of mine ever have
this occur.  The last message I left  was me telling him Id give him 24 hours to
contact me and pay  before  I filed a police report.  I talked to my friend who's
a cop and they  said its a misdemeanor and no reason  I can't file"

 

Ok, do NOT fuck with us!!
I found this idiot's REAL name and
REAL address so our girl can go to the police and
get her money for her 2 hour massage and hopefully
teach this wanker a lesson not to steal from Massage
therapists!!!

His REAL name is James



We are going to the police and will make sure he pays for his crime and we will NOT stop until he gets what he deserves. Massage is hard work and to pretend to be a paying client and even make another appointment to make it all more believable is pathetic. You piece of shit.  

 

 

UPDATE: August 9, 2008:

  Subject: I was robbed too!!!!! Please read  
From: ahmin21
Date: Friday, 8 August 2008     3:08:58 AM
Last week! I believe I was faced with the same massage stealing douche bag. He use the name Jesse Wilson he scheduled a massage with me last friday 08/01/2008. After the session he went to the car and he came back in and told me that he left his wallet in the car. He called someone and said that he left his wallet on the counter and that he was on his way to get it. He told me he would be back in an hour and he even rescheduled with me for the following week. Needless to say a few hours later he would not answer my calls and he finally returned a text message when I told him that I had his license plate number. He said he would bring it would bring but he never did! He gave a fake address 685 W Shawnee. I described his car to my boyfriend and he told me the same car was parked in the garage next door were he approached a man that looked like the man I described but he lied he denied it all and was trying to send him on a wild goose chase for different men in the neighbor hood. That is how I found this blog by google the 681 address because my boyfriend said he had a feeling it was him because he seemed so nervous plus he fit my description white male 6'3" light eyes, crater face, he had the same leg and glute problem. He had a green chrysler sebring! I just have a question. Did you guys take any further action with this jerk?

 

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Swamped

Having fun in NYC, but by that I mean, having fun working.  I am so swamped I feel I will never get around to doing my France and Italy blog and now I have another Foreigner (the rock group) blog to do. LOTS going on. Penthouse Forum are so on the ball compared to the last news paper I wrote for here in NYC. They pay promptly, answer my emails promptly (and politely) and even sent me a dozen copies of the May 2008 issue that I am on the cover of. I opened it and found the BEST intro ever. My column feels at home. Love it! I scanned it in:

 

I massaged Kim Raver ( of the shows "24" and "Lipstick Jungle") again tonight- non stop massage for three hours. Wonderful lady. She can take as much pain as I can during a massage. Extreme deep tissue the whole time. Tough woman I tell ya. Funny how the women seem to be able to take more pain/pressure during the massage than men (apart from Harry Connick Junior who seems to be made of steel). My fingers are actually aching as I type this, THAT'S how strong the pressure was. Going to sleep it off

x 

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Dr. Dot traf Eva Longoria zur Massage (Press release in Germany)

Dr. Dot traf Eva Longoria zur Massage Kategorie: Models, Menschen Von: JC Sierks Verführerische Momente an der Côte d'Azur

 

Echte Geniesserin: Eva Longoria Anfang der Woche präsentierte Promi-Masseurin Dr. Dot an der Côte d'Azur Eva Longoria, dem neuen Gesicht der Marke Magnum, ihre speziell entwickelte „Hot Chocolate Massage“. Als erklärte Liebhaberin von Genuss und Entspannung war Eva Longoria von der sinnlichen und wohltuenden Schokoladenmassage begeistert. Zur Präsentation der neuen Magnum Eisvariationen reiste „Desperate Housewives"-Star Eva Longoria am Montag in das Genussland Frankreich. Dort stellte sie nicht nur das verführerische Magnum Temptation vor, sondern traf auch auf die international renommierte Masseurin Dot Stein – besser bekannt als „Dr. Dot". Diese hatte eigens für die bekennende Wellness- und Schokoladenliebhaberin Eva Longoria eine besondere Schokoladenmassage entwickelt: Die „Magnum Hot Chocolate Massage". Inspiriert von den Vorlieben und der Sinnlichkeit Longorias hat die Wohlfühlspezialistin Dr. Dot die anregende Wirkung von Schokolade als Grundlage für diese exklusive Massage entdeckt. Der angenehme Duft sorgt für sinnliche Verwöhnmomente und die euphorisierende Wirkung des Kakaos tut der Seele gut. Die Haut wird seidig weich, und nach der Massage bleibt ein leichter, angenehmer Schokoladenduft zurück. Eva Longoria war begeistert. „Toll! Das möchte ich auch gern mal probieren!" Denn: Das neue Magnum Gesicht sucht nach stressigen Tagen ihren Ausgleich gern in besonderen Verwöhnmomenten. Der Hollywood-Star steht wohl wie keine andere dafür, das Leben zu genießen und sich von dessen kleinen Versuchungen verführen zu lassen. Sei es von schokoladigem Eisgenuss à la Magnum oder einer sinnlichen Massage. „Es ist enorm wichtig, im Leben die Balance zwischen Disziplin und Verführung zu finden. Man braucht von beidem etwas", erklärt die Schauspielerin.

 

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Amazing Massage in Melbourne

I hope I look fit like Madonna ^ when I am 50. Holy crap!

Lenny Kravitz is in town (Berlin) hope he wants a massage tomorrow before or after his show. LOVE his drummer Cindy, she is my favorite part of the band (hey, love the band, but Cindy fucking RAWKS!). I heard Lenny quit smoking; good thing as FINALLY the smoking ban has swept over Berlin. YAY!!!

 Just as I was about to move to NYC permanently, they enforce a smoking ban…hmmmm, makes Berlin hard to leave. That, and the grumpy look on the Berliner's faces was what made me hate it here, but if I can go out and return home without blood red eyes, hair, clothes, purse and shoes FUMING of cigarette smoke, it's actually great here. The grumpy attitude; well that takes getting used to. When the sun shines, folks do smile..too bad it rarely shines here lol.

 

Spending WAY too much online lately, but obviously not blogging properly..instead, I am organizing massages for several rock bands that are currently touring. This takes A LOT of coordinating; never knew I would get into logistics like my ol' buddy Alan Dunn of the Stones. Gotta be on the ball for such things. "Hi, my name is Dot. I am a work-o-holic" Funny, it doesn't seem like work, I love it. yay!

 

 

Looky here ^ That's Emma. She is now a Dr. Dot assistant in Melbourne, Australia. So now I have Denise and Emma sorting out my clients down under. I be pimpin'  Wink

Read what Emma has to say about herself and if you are down under or heading there and want a seriously KICK ASS massage, email me.

x

 

"Hi, I’m Emma and I am based in Melbourne, Australia having recently immigrated from the UK. My passions in life are people, travel, music and massage. I have been massaging my way around the world for many years now and I love what I do. When I heard about Dr Dot, I was very keen to be part of her growing team. I have been brought up around music from a young age. My mum is a massive Rolling Stones and Zeppelin fan so this was a great musical education to grow up with. My sister and I have been regulars at gigs and festivals from our teens.  After a successful audition with Roddy in London – he described my massage as ‘world class’ – I was honoured to be asked to be part of the Dr Dot team.

I have ITEC diplomas in Holistic Massage, Indian Head Massage and Pregnancy Massage and went onto learn Soft Tissue Release (STR) and Deep Tissue Massage with the London School of Sports Massage (LSSM).
Experience and specialist training has taught me what clients expect from a massage treatment, and consequently what clients need and deserve. I feel confident that I offer the highest standard of massage due to the professional manner in which treatments are delivered, in terms of skill, knowledge and understanding. My massage style combines fluid and soothing techniques using great strength resulting in an extremely pleasurable experience. You'll feel a deep sense of relaxation whilst I effectively treat your aches and pains simultaneously. My clients frequently tell me that it is the best massage they have ever experienced.

I have massaged my way all over the world, including working winter seasons in both the French Alps and UTAH in the USA. Massaging in ski resorts is a great way to gain varied experience and work with injuries commonly associated with winter sports. I have also worked in the Greek Islands during the summer months as a massage therapist at a watersports and sailing club.

I am looking forward to working with Dr Dot’s clients as part of her team in Australia."
 

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“February made me shiver..”

^ Taken a few hours ago in an Irish bar, midtown (pretty sure it's called PJ Clarke's), none of the staff was Irish..anyways, they claim to have one of the oldest toilets in NYC. They said they are "over 100 years old". WOAH, that's really old (not!). Baby USA lol….. 

 

I went to PJ Clarke's after a stop in at a bar called 2A, because it's on 2nd street and avenue A. When you ask for a wine list, they roll their eyes and say "red or white, that's our list!". The snotty bartenders barely look up from their Blackberry pearls, so good luck getting their arrogant service. Two good things about the place though are (1) the music (the bitchy bartenders have great shit on their iPods) (2) It's dirt cheap. Just thought I would throw a little review in there, heh heh. 

It's bloody cold here in NYC. Been swamped with things to do, people to visit and packing for my journey back to Berlin in a couple days. Once I am settled in, I will spend hours uploading the many pictures I have taken over the last couple of months. I supposed on one hand it's good thing when one is too busy to blog properly, but I find it therapeutic and it helps me sleep better once I've unloaded all the shit flying around in my mind onto my blog. Sadly, I can't write everything I would like to, as certain people in my life read my blog religiously and get upset, jealous, etc.. that sucks as I wish I could just write everything I am doing, thinking, etc.. but I do try to write in a way that one can read a tad between the lines. Censorship sucks ass. 

My fingers are KILLING me from doing so many massages. Fuck, my knuckles hurt so bad. I have been massaging pretty much non stop since I was 5 years old; starting on my mom and her hurtin' back and feet and it's taking a toll on my fingers as I don't just pet people, I insist on doing extreme deep tissue, which gives the patient lots of energy, but it takes mine. Guess that means at least my hands are getting old. dam!

Massage therapists are like shooting stars. They usually shine really bright for a few years, but they can't last forever. Usually people start doing massage at around 20 and throw in the towel after ten or 15 years as it is really taxing on the body (schlepping the heavy massage table up and down stairs, working odd hours usually spontaneously.. it is a difficult profession. I started WAY young and so I am feelin' it. I have met therapists that retired at age 40 already (well, they do other things for a living after; things that are not as physically taxing).

The rest of me feels great, it's just my knuckles and wrists that are aching. Tried wearing a copper bracelet for a while, I didn't notice a big difference. I wonder if that is just a scam/hoax?

It's gonna be tough leaving NYC again, this place is wild, ambitious, fast, loud, exciting, quirky, liberal, wealthy in every way and packed with talented people from all over the world, but most of all, it's FUN. Like Arnold said "I'll be back"

x 

 "A long, long time ago… I can still remember how
That music used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance,
That I could make those people dance,
And maybe they'd be happy for a while.
But February made me shiver,
With every paper I'd deliver,
Bad news on the doorstep…
I couldn't take one more step.
I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride
But something touched me deep inside,
The day the music died."
 

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Lipstick Jungle’s Kim Raver is a sweet heart

(taken a few hours ago ^)

 

I went again to massage Kim and her man; two nights in a row! WOW, they love the Doctor! I am so excited to see her new show, which starts tonight February 7th, 2008.

The same lady who wrote Sex and the City wrote this as well. A lot of the same people who worked on Sex and the City are working for Lipstick Jungle. Patricia Field is doing their wardrobe, just like she did for Carrie and the girls. 

"Lipstick Jungle," also stars Brooke Shields and Lindsay Price.

"We're honored to have that audience come to us," Raver said. "`Sex and the City' was such a fantastic show, but this is a different show. It's a different entity."

I was pleasantly surprised that Kim posed for me and impressed that she did so without make up/hair-do…. fresh from the shower.. naturally gorgeous and very cool. Some people are so beautiful you just look at them and think DAM! Nice genes!!

I noticed in her oldest son's room (the young one is only 4 months old) he had a home made drum set and home made guitars, all made of card board and bits of metal etc.. HOW CUTE.  A mini rock star in the making. When Kim saw my rock and roll laden massage flyer, she said "wow, my son is gonna love this!" So sweet. It boggles my mind how she juggles being a nursing mother of two (she only nurses the baby!), has a husband and more than full time career (she works 12 hour days, every day) AND she still looks like she just slept 12 hours (read: rested and radiant). 

I shall just call her "wonder woman"

 

 

If you are home and have nothing to do besides eat and shag, take a break and tune in to see her in action….

x 

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Lipstick Jungle Massage

 

I just finished massaging Kim Raver (the lady on the right in the above billboard ^)  and her husband. They have been regulars of my massage team here in NYC but this time I massaged them personally. What an amazing couple and how beautiful is Kim? As you know, I sometimes take pictures and get autographs, but I always use good judgment as far as timing goes and it was just too chill, to private to ask. Maybe another time.
There are many celebs that I have massaged, sometimes numerous times, without every asking for a picture, for example, Jerry Garcia, Joe Jackson, David Bowie (well, I got his autograph a few times, but never asked for a pic), a German star named Ester Schweins as well… big star, but if the right moment doesn't arrive, I don't ask. 

Kim used to star in the series called "24" and now she is in one of the upcoming series, which will premiere this coming Thursday Feb 7th, on NBC. This show is supposed to be similar to Sex and the City. 

 

Since the writers strike, TV in the USA has been absolute CRAP (apart from Animal Planet, of course). This show will be a breath of fresh air for those who actually have time to watch TV.  Kim is a mother of two but you would never know it. She looks like she just got off the runway and that's without any make up on. She is absolutely stunning (and sweet as pie). Gorgeous feet too 🙂

Anyways, last night I went out and sang with a live band at Arlene's Groceries .. lots of fun. You can sing with an AMAZING live band every Monday night there.

I really have to find time and make a massive blog with loads of pics.. pics I took on my trip to Georgia, pics I took all around NYC, sigh, I am so swamped, I feel guilty for neglecting my blog. NYC is so fun and busy, I just don't have the time like I do when I am in Berlin.. I go out here a LOT more than I do in Berlin because (1) There is NO SMOKING allowed here in bars, cafes, restaurants, etc.. and my eyes and lungs don't hurt the next few weeks like they do when I go out in Berlin…even though Berlin claims to be Smoke Free now, I have heard from mates back in Berlin that it's a fucking joke.  (2) NYC is more fucking fun and the people are friendlier too. My face hurts from smiling too much when I am here in NYC.. 

So much for me making a decision (Berlin or NYC)… can't do it. Jasmine will be buzzing around Berlin forever I guess and so I will always want to have one foot in Berlin and NYC, well, my life here is more productive, fun, wild, exciting, busy busy busy! Each place has it's ups and downs..which I have gone over repeatedly over the last few years..sigh.

I will fly back to Berlin soon (if I miss an opportunity to massage Madge (Madonna!) while she is in Berlin for the Berlin film fest, I will fucking flap. I land there in a week or so and I am crossing my fingers that I don't miss any exciting massage situations. ugh. I can't be every where at once.

Super exciting that Penthouse Forum will start running my sex column (they will call it "Calling Dr. Dot) which was my idea..it kinda sounds like that Kiss song "Calling Dr. Love" heh heh. They also said I will be on their May cover, so I hope that all works out. It is 7am NYC time and I am STILL AWAKE. I voted for Hillary, massaged that couple and then went all over Hoboken with Danny filming random people in random shops..we are working on a little project, I can't wait to post it, it's hilarious..

 Gotta hit the hay, it's freakin'  LIGHT OUT.

ps. Iggy, the owner of one of my hang outs in NYC, called, Iggy's ,  insisted I post this pic of us online. This was taken this past Sunday night by my mate Jill ( I will post more pics in upcoming blog, which include her 🙂

Iggy is aiming to have the BEST karaoke place in NYC and I hope that turns out to be true really soon. Iggy's is on the Upper East Side and has karaoke 7 nights a week, they just need to get a bigger song list and organize things a bit more, pimp the sound system more and bingo, it's karaoke paradise (most people sing rock and roll tunes there, not much ABBA or Britney going on there).  

 

 

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Heath Ledger RIP. “It’s interesting when people die, give us dirty laundry”


"Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,

Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come."

 

Heath Ledger died today. Heard it from a few friends per text as I woke this afternoon. Yes. afternoon. Then I got a call from Access Hollywood, asking me if it was me that showed up today to massage him at 3 pm:

 "It wasn't immediately clear if Ledger had committed suicide. He had an appointment for a massage at a residence in the tony neighbourhood of SoHo, NYPD spokesman Paul Browne said. A housekeeper who went to let him know the massage therapist had arrived found him dead at 3:26 p.m."

 I told him,  Pills kill. Massage heals. More massages, less pills. Had Heath booked with me, he'd still be alive, as my massages are worth hanging on for. Great massages make you look forward to the next appt. My clients know I am anti-pills. If you receive proper massages on a regular basis, you don't NEED sleeping pills. The guy was reaching out for peace and relaxation, even up to the last minutes he spent on earth. 

I am however, calling all of my massage assistants in NYC to find out if it was indeed one of my team. All bookings are made through me, so if they did book with him, they did it on the sly, so they may not want to come forward OR Heath may have booked with an unknown therapist, as you can find them a dime a dozen on craigslist. Would he be nutty enough to book someone on his own? Anyone who is nutty enough to take too many pills is indeed unpredictable and nutty enough. 

Fame kills. Artist are usually overly sensitive souls to begin with, then if they get famous, they usually snap. You have to have TOUGH skin or be stable as hell to withstand the constant brown-nosing, lying, scamming fucks around you when you are famous. There are LOADS of hanger-ons around each celebrities who constantly feed them pills and drugs to keep the star high, to make themselves indispensable to the star, to keep them so high, they won't notice they are being manipulated for financial or celebrity gain. It makes me fucking sick. I feel sorry for the celebs in that situation, which is pretty much the majority of them. They have NO idea about all the shit that goes on around them and behind their backs. All the power games and backstabbing; it's revolting.

I am sad about Heath's early death and fear that Britney, Amy Winehouse and Mischa Barton are sadly on the same path. Fame, pills, booze and drugs are a lethal combo.

sigh.  

 

 "I make my living off the evening news 

Just give me something-something I can use People love it when you lose, 
They love dirty laundry Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here I just have to look good, 
I dont have to be clear Come and whisper in my ear Give us dirty laundry Kick em when theyre up
 Kick em when theyre down Kick em when theyre up Kick em when theyre down 
Kick em when theyre up Kick em when theyre down Kick em when theyre up Kick em all around 
We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who Comes on at five 
She can tell you bout the plane crash with a gleam In her eye 
It's interesting when people die-
 Give us dirty laundry Can we film the operation? Is the head dead yet? You know, 
the boys in the newsroom got a Running bet Get the widow on the set! 
We need dirty laundry You dont really need to find out whats going on
 You dont really want to know just how far its gone Just leave well enough alone 
Eat your dirty laundry Kick em when theyre up Kick em when theyre down 
Kick em when theyre up Kick em when theyre down Kick em when theyre up
 Kick em when theyre down Kick em when theyre stiff Kick em all around 
Dirty little secrets Dirty little lies We got our dirty little fingers in everybodys pie 
We love to cut you down to size We love dirty laundry
 We can do the innuendo We can dance and sing When its said and done we havent told you a thing
 We all know that crap is king Give us dirty laundry!"  DON HENLEY