Month: May 2006

Just wanted to let you know, if you are in or heading to Tampa Florida and you want an incredible massage, I’ve got a great woman for the job. Tammie passed the Dr. Dot massage audition with straight A’s, top of the class. Tammie makes sure you are pampered and comfortable. She has hands of steel and never tires. As with all of my massage assistants, I would put my hand in fire for them and I trust them completely to pamper my clients on my behalf. You are always in good hands when you see that Dr. Dot t-shirt on your massage therapist. Tammie is amazing and I am honored to have her on my team. If you want to book her for a rub down, just drop me a line or call me. Read  more about her below.

Thanks! Dr. Dot

Cheers everyone! My name is Tammie, I am a Florida State licensed and
nationally certified massage therapist working mainly in the Tampa Bay /
Orlando area. I have been doing massage professionally about 6 years now, although I
have always recognized the healing power of touch. I wish I could say I always
knew I’d be a massage therapist, I truly had no idea, in fact when I registered
for school I still had no idea, yet the first time I laid my hands on someone
with the intent to help their body heal I knew I was doing exactly what I was
meant to do.
My massage technique is very intuitive, I let my hands guide me and adjust
pressure in accordance with the feedback I receive from the muscle tissue, this
allows me to combine deep tissue techniques with relaxation massage resulting
in a general feeling of wellness, or balance. Working this way allows me to
customize each massage experience for the individual, and allows me to reach
deep layers of muscle without shocking the body. Judged on the number of
marriage proposals I receive after sessions, I can only assume my technique is
effective!
I was raised on Rock N Roll, as the youngest of 4 children I grew up  listening
to The Stones, Aerosmith, Zeppelin, The Doors, when other kids were signing
nursery rhymes, I was singing Ziggy Stardust, traded in Saturday Morning
cartoons for Tommy, you get the picture. When I came across Dr. Dot’s site on
myspace it was like a dream come true, the opportunity to combine two great
healing powers, music & touch, I knew I had to be a part of this. So I emailed
her, we set up a massage, I got rave reviews, and here I am! Can’t wait to dig
my elbows into all of you!!!

Q.

My husband and I have 2 kids, we’re happy & have sex once a week, but it’s very standard sex. I often find him watching hard porn (the women are dressed in rubber etc)  and recently to his horror, I caught him having sex with a pocket pussy. He was so embarrassed that he clammed up for a few days straight. I asked him if he is seeing another woman or if I am enough for him sexually and he says he is 100% true to me and that he is fine with our sex life. Do you think he is lying? I feel he has this whole other sex life going on with out me and it’s hurting my feelings, making me very insecure. I wonder if the women in the videos are what he really wants, or if he has another girlfriend that gives him the sex he obviously longs for. I guess what I am asking is, how can I get my husband back?

A.

A lot of men buy these pocket pussies, mostly out of curiosity and boredom of their left/right hand. It doesn’t mean he doesn’t love your pussy, it’s just his alone time with his cock, just ignore that. The fact that he watches porn is also normal. I don’t know a man who hasn’t at least watched porn once. Most watch it frequently. The fact that he doesn’t want to have wild sex with you could be because you are the mother of his children. Some men find it hard to bang the same pussy that gave birth to their children the same way they did before the kids were born. I am not saying ALL men, I said SOME, so spare me the whining, bitching emails. He may think of you as a pure, holy being who nurtures his kids and loves him unconditionally. It could be in his mind you are now MOM.  It may be hard for him to shut that off and turn on the "come here bitch and let me fuck your ass" attitude he sees in the porn he watches. You could get a baby sitter and rent a room once in a while, see if he lets loose there, away from the domestic surroundings. Out of sight, out of mind. Watch a sexy video, have some wine, give him a back rub while wearing hot undies.Actions not words. If that doesn’t work, write me back.

Q.

I am a 23 year old guy and this is the first time I have ever lived with a girl (she is 21). I am used to having my private ‘pull’ every day, but I never find time alone to do it. She caught me once when she came home from work early and she was so upset. She can’t understand that me wanking has nothing to do with our sex life. So I have two problems here, one, my girl is jealous over my right hand and two, how the hell does a man find time alone to wank off?? Our bathroom doesn’t even have a lock on the door! Do I have to fucking rent a hotel room to be alone with my own cock now?

Cocky Carl

A.

She is young and may not know that a pull is just a pull. Maybe if she gets to watch you have a pull she will get more used to it. Tell her it would turn you on to watch her play with her pussy and while she is doing that, give yourself a pull. Hopefully this will open up the masturbation door a bit for the both of you. Tell her (but not during or after sex) that sometimes you just need to wank as a form of relaxation and it’s something you’ve been doing half of your life and it’s not a habit you could ever give up. As far as having alone time to wank, call her at work and ask her when will she be home (or arrange to meet her at a restaurant) so then you will know exactly how much time you have alone in the apartment. Weekends may be tough, you may have to learn how to have a pull in public restrooms where she can’t see/hear/smell your session.Surely men who have lived with women for years must have clever ways of pulling this off (pun intended). I will probably get a few emails with suggestions, if I do, I will surely stuff them into my column asap.

Q.

Is it OK to fuck a girl if she is on her period? What about oral sex?

Hesitating Harry

A.

First of all, you can still knock her up during her period. No glove, no love. If you have the courage to lick a "crime scene" pussy, and the girl is OK about letting you do it, go for it. Of course it’s ‘OK’ to do it, nothing bad will happen, you may even get some extra iron in you and she will feel fully accepted. The worst part about it is the mess. Make sure you have dark colored sheets or towels to put under your play area. When the passion is so strong and urgent, that you have to have each other NOW, no mess should discourage you.