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24 hour massage service Edinburgh, England

 

 

Book me: info@drdot.com and write: "Sarah/Edinburgh" in subject line 🙂

 

Hi there, my name is Sarah.

My passion for massage started with my love of yoga which then led to an interest in the related Anatomy and Physiology. I learnt about the benefits of all of this to the body and soul, on several trips to India, which I absolutely loved.

I then decided to study Therapeutic Massage which I did for a year in Scotland. Subsequently I have done courses in Post Event Massage, Deep Tissue Massage and Reflexology.

Another passion of mine is walking in the Scottish Highlands and I recently went to Africa and climbed Mt Kilimanjaro – due to this I am fully appreciative of sore, tired and overworked muscles and what massage can do to repair and relieve them!

I love music. I love going to gigs and I love giving massage. So I am very excited to be part of Dr. Dot's team!

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The Allman Brothers Band in NYC

March 23, 2009:


If it's REALLY important I can get up at 7am (when I usually go to sleep). Massaging Mr. Gregg Allman is REALLY important. Gregg has had massages from my team now and again, but this is the first time I got to massage him myself. I can't count the times he told me “this was the BEST massage I have ever had!”. I asked him if he likes Frank Zappa's version of his song “Whipping Post” and he said “I love it”. That is my favorite Allman Brothers Band song fyi.

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Massage and waxing in Birmingham England

 

Hi my Lucy and I live in Birmingham UK. When I finished school I worked in Accounts and IT, I did this for a good few years but always craved more and wanted a bit more excitement. My first leap into the therapy world was with Indian Head Massage and loved doing it so much that I became addicted to massage.

 

 

I have since gone on to do many therapies and different styles of massage which include: Holistic massage, Swedish massage, Deep Tissue massage, Sports massage, Manual Lymphatic Drainage massage, Aromatherapy massage, Reflexology, Hot Stone Massage, Cold Stone Massage, Aroma stone massage, Aroma sport massage, Tibetan Head Massage, On-Site Massage, Pregnancy Massage, massage in Labour, Post Pregnancy Massage. Apart from all the different types of massage that I do I also do: Thermal Auricular Therapy, Body Brushing & Exfoliation, Nutritional Advice, Lash & Brow Tinting, Manicures, Pedicures, Facials, Body Treatments, Waxing, Eyelash Extensions LVL Lashes, Eyelash Perming, Nail Extensions, Skin Peels, Spray Tanning, Lotion Application Tanning, Treatment and management of Injuries. I also do Make-Up:- classic, Special Occasion, Bridal, Media, Special Effects and camouflage.

 

I also do designer Bikini Waxing. I am also qualified and insured in using the following products: Glo Minerals, Jane Iredale, Creative Nail Design, Agera Skincare, Karin Herzog Skincare, Nouveau Lashes, Nouveau LVL lashes, MiniKini Bikini Line colour, GiGi Colour Down Under, GiGi wax, PHD wax, Forest Floor wax, Harley wax and Clean & Easy wax. I am a registered therapist with FHT and The Guild and am fully insured with Salons Gold. I am frequently told that I give the crème de la crème of massages and that I have magic hands.

 

 

My massage is unique in that I use everything that I have learned and put them together to tailor each massage to each individuals needs. I love doing what I do now and what makes it even better is that I can combine two passions together which is massage and music, now I can say that I get the excitement and satisfaction that was missing before. Available 24/7 & tours if required I first saw Dr Dot on GMTV (Good Morning TV – UK version of Good Morning America), where she was massaging a man with her teeth. This image has stayed with me, as it was nothing that I have ever seen before. Then whilst surfing the web I came across her website and instantly remembered her as the woman that massages with her teeth. I wasted no time in e-mailing her and couldn’t believe it when she replied. She sent me to see Roddy in Reading who thought that my massage was awesome. I am now part of the UK team and feel privileged to be able to represent a remarkable woman.

 

Feedback: "Hey Dot, Lucy kicked ass…THANKS. You really provide a great service." Bobby – Manager (New Kids on the Block)

 

If you want to book me for an amazing massage or a great waxing, email me at info@drdot.com and put "Lucy/Birmingham" in the subject line.

 

Cheers

 

Lucy

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Getting your tonsils removed is absolute HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Walked into the Hospital this morning at 5:30am, as planned and the man at the front desk started speaking to me in Spanish. After he realized I don't speak Spanish, he said "oh, you speak English instead?".  That's how it is here in the USA now. They speak first to you in Spanish or ask you in Spanish,  to "push 1 for Spanish", then 2 for English. I just thought that was amusing.

I was told I had to wait until 11am until I was to go under the knife. I didn't sleep the night before, so I was up for around 24 hours. Bored and pissed off that my thirst was driving me mad. You have to stop, as I said before, by midnight the night before, so now I had to wait until 11am. Then I was given an IV (hate being pricked with needles) and wheeled down to another waiting room. Finally the Doctor walks in, surrounded by nurses and tells me "wow, you have GREAT skin". I also found that odd. This made me even more nervous, thinking, is he ok? He said he has already done 8 tonsil removals that morning. Last thing I remember was hearing "we are putting some medicine into your IV to make you relax". The anesthesiologist was great; I didn't vomit like I usually do after being put under.

 

Woke up FREEZING, like you do and by the way, why do they wake us up? I was in the deepest sleep, didn't notice any pain until I heard "are you sleep!??" from a tiny group of Latino scrubs (people who work in the operating room). I WAS sleeping, now I am awake and realize that I am in FUCKING PAIN. I told you last blog how tough I am. Guess I lied. I can barely swallow water. It KILLS to sip cold water. DYIN' HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Food is the last thing on my mind. I never want to eat again. Thank GOD I ate two pints of Haagen Daas last night before my midnight cut off point. As I can imagine it will be a few days before I can get even some sorbet down my pie hole. Speaking of my pie hole, I just photographed it, it will probably disgust you, but this is a case of misery loves company. If I have to suffer, why shouldn't you? Ow! FUCKING OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am a wimp, this is killing me, I just wanna fucking die!

Will update you on the agony when I get a chance. I wish people would stop telling me to eat ice cream. ANY diary products are bad for a tonsil recovery. It sticks to the throat, creates mucus and prevents healing. It's all about sorbet, Italian Ice as they call it over here. Ice Cream with out ANY milk in it. I have some jars of baby food lined up too, mashed apples, pears, etc.. Catherine, my assistant and friend will be here tomorrow to baby me (I even bought a Pooh Bear bib 🙂

 

I wanted to film the Tonsil operation, but they were "not amused" at the idea.

Here is the ugly truth that is happening in my big abrasive mouth:


 That picture even makes me want to hurl. NASTY. 

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The NY Press passes the buck

Getting ready to have my tonsil operation. They will be removed Tuesday morning, bright and early ( I will probably just stay up as I have to be there at 6am).

The fact that the NY Press dumped a few of it's writers, me and Ed Koch (former NYC mayor) included because of their new format isn't as annoying as the fact that they probably knew ahead of time, like end of July that they would be dumping my column as that is why they didn't bother to pay me for all 4 of my August columns or the first week of September's column. For all 5 weeks, my column was printed but yet they won't pay. They are passing the buck. The new editor David Blum changes his story all the time. First excuse was "it will just take longer, but you will get paid". Then it was "It is not my responsibility" then he told the New York Post reporter Keith Kelly that I was already paid and that he is "only in charge since 1 August" (DUH, that means he should pay me for August and Sept, no? WTF!??). The New York Press is simply passing the buck.

 

LAWYER TIME. 

Jerry Portwood, the old editor, well, he is still there, but was demoted as now David Blum is the big cheese, claims it is the new editors responsibility. The paper simply disrespects it's writers; always has, always will. For the couple years I wrote for them, my column was ALWAYS punctual, yet my pay was always late. Always. They conveniently paid one month late and yet let me know one week before my column was dumped so you can imagine, I will never get paid. It's not the amount that bothers me, it is the principle that big corporations like Manhattan Media (which bought the paper recently ) can shit on the little people and get away with it.

The Libra in me is into justice and I can see it will take a while until Justice is served. I will keep you posted. Of course emails to David Blum and Jerry Portwood wouldn't hurt either. heh heh..

"Let it go" some say. Just let it go. Let the German guy who chased me (stalked me) and knocked me out in January get away with it, let the NY Press get away with having 5 weeks of my great sex column for free. Let everyone just go ahead and take advantage. Nice people get walked on, like a fucking rug. Karma is taking a break I see. Hope she gets back soon and kicks some serious ass. 

Jasmine is in Italy now, studying Italian. She loves it there. I will visit her in October.. she said where she is, is like the Kreuzberg of Italy. Hippies galore. Dread locks galore. Cross yer fingers she is safe over there, my little flower.

ttyl

x

 

 

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