Fat City Rockers Magazine

There is a Kick ASS Punk/Rock and Roll magazine called 'Fat City' out of Boston. They have me on their cover for the next coming issue. Naturally it is a brutally honest interview, and I enjoyed it, as they will print exactly what I said, swear words and all.

Also, I got to proof read it before it went to print, which is good, that way there are no mistakes- not every magazine does that, so it is refreshing!

Its a tough job, but some one’s gotta do it

Naturally, I mean that in a cheeky way. I massaged the gorgeous Dave Gahan ( Depeche Mode singer) today. He has been on a solo tour for a long time now, has a solo album out and the Germans are OBSESSED with him, with or without Depeche Mode.

You may think I rub stars and don't even notice anymore, like I am immune to admiration pangs. Not true. I am still grateful- most females here would PAY to massage him, whereas

“Make your penis larger Dr. Dot!!!” and other pointless SPAM

Please tell me I am not the only one getting those annoying fucking emails, junk mail every day. No, I DON”T have a DICk and if I did, I wouldn't trust some pills or potion to make it grow! Funny how there are no “Make your pussy bigger” junk mails- wonder why?

Are men such an easy target? I would be so offended at such emails if I was a man- instead I just laugh and delete them. Look here what I got just now in my junk mail folder: