the 5th Wheel show – March 1st 2004, 1:00am

I finally found out when the 5th Wheel show will air on TV. Way back in August ( or was it September?) I filmed for HOURS and hours with the producers and other contestants of the 5th Wheel show in Manhattan.

You can read about this way back in my blog. But anyhow, if you want to see it:

It will also be aired on TV on March 1st at 1:00am, so really, if you stay up late (until 1am)

Marilyn Manson is a naughty boy

That there is Johnny 5 , the wild guitar player of Marilyn Manson's band. I have been massaging them on and off for years and Johnny is my favorite of the band. He LOVES the Beatles as much as I do and he LOVES Paul, my favorite at the moment!!

Iron Maiden rocked Berlin tonight

That man above is Steve Harris of Iron Maiden, an INCREDIBLY nice guy! The father of 6 (!!) soccer player and Bass player of the band.I tell you, the harder the music, the nicer the guys! I brought Jasmine and her gal pal to the show, then they had me get a male friend ( age 14 too) in. At one point, I thought I saw most of Jasmines school in the crowd banging their heads like Beavis and Butthead!

It was great to see the band again, they were all in god spirits and I finally met Bruce ( briefly) as last time I massaged them, they had an egomaniac singing, his name was “BLAZE” so you can just imagine how he was. Nico and Dave were all smiles and friendly as always, and Adrian, the guitar player got a back rub, says it was the first one he has ever had. I hope to massage them again in NYC in January. Rock on guys!

And now more of EROS:

(what is funny about this photo, is Eros was waiting for me to set the self timer, I was going to run and jump in, but it went off too early)

So many horney people, not mentioning ANY names so don't worry, wrote to me and asked for more photos of Eros. So here is another one. Since my books won't be coming out any day soon, I should write down some things before I forget. Yes he is cute and sweet, but he is also COOL, he played the newest CD of OUTKAST during the almost 3 hour massage. It played over and over again, and I am glad, as I haven't heard it yet at all and it is AMAZING! Also, Eros showed me the show from the night before on his lap top and he put his headphones on me so I could hear it &

What women really think of men…..

Women have Wised Up

For all those men who believe that there's no reason to buy the cow when you can get the milk free, nowadays 80% of women are against marriage because, they too, have wised up to the fact that, for 7 ounces of sausage, It's not worth buying the entire pig

“Manner sind Scweine” πŸ˜‰



Oh yes, I am very aware that this photo has already appeared in one of my former blogs, but I don't care, it is my favorite photo and I still can not get over the fact that I got to kiss Paul McCartney!! Fucking hell, wake me up, am I dreaming?

I ordered “The Beatles Anthology” on DVD and Paul McCartney's “Back in the U.S” DVD and I want to say a few things about both of them. The Paul DVD is incredible, but obviously the camera men on his tour were HORN DOGS, they show girls with HUGE TITS throughout the whole friggin' concert. I mean, I can understand one or two gorgeous women being shown now and then, but this is SO OBVIOUS. I mean, Paul doesn't strike me as such a tit man, or a prev – at all! He seems like a big innocent sweet heart! But who ever edited this concert material decided, well, lets put as many breast in there as we can, so the men watching don't get bored ( er , rather, the men editing it don't get bored). But other than that, it is fucking amazing.

Moving rite along, if you are at ALL a Beatles fan, you simply can not go on in life without buying the Anthology DVD's. I am glued to the TV every night watching each one, I am now on part 7, they are the BOMB. Every thing the Beatles ever did, sang, went, wore, shagged, its all in there. It has so much info and rare footage, every Beatles fan will be pleased. And anyone who watches it, who isn't a fan, will probably have to throw in the towel and love them too.

I am still in Berlin, and it is FREEEEEZING here! I will have to honor of massaging an Italian super star this Saturday afternoon, he is called Eros Ramazotti. He is very talented and

Fat City Rockers Magazine

There is a Kick ASS Punk/Rock and Roll magazine called 'Fat City' out of Boston. They have me on their cover for the next coming issue. Naturally it is a brutally honest interview, and I enjoyed it, as they will print exactly what I said, swear words and all.

Also, I got to proof read it before it went to print, which is good, that way there are no mistakes- not every magazine does that, so it is refreshing!