The English Language is “DUM”

Still up in Boston. Every time I went out and tried to sing karaoke, there was a RED SOX baseball game on and it was canceled. The folks up here in Boston WORSHIP the Boston Red Sox. I find baseball to be almost as boring as GOLF. Give me a break people omg!!! Even though I am kind of on vacation, naturally I still have to answer over 400 emails per day (for a few days running it was over 500). BUT I am relaxing and really enjoying my stay with Betsy (mother figure/best friend). She is so wise, positive, sweet, funny, practical, motivated, productive, busy busy busy and yet still has time to make the best peanut butter cookies and pancakes on earth.

Anyways, today, Napoleon Murphy Brock sent me this super cute video:

 

 

 

 

Photo Time

I have so many photos to get on this blog, I will put ’em on, randomly, some old , some new, all with an explanation.I still can’t figure out how to write NEXT to the dam photo, it is impossible I tell you! The photo below, is a wild child I met in a karaoke bar in Lynn, MASS.I told her she looked like Erika Boudah. She and I danced like mad in that tiny club.  If you need to know how to click the best pics of yourself or nature, check Andrew Defrancesco out! Kicked off the shoes and went for it during hip hop, soul and hard rock ( ac/dc ) tunes. I did her lip stick for her, she looks hot!She his a mother of 3 and still FINE!

Um, just learning how to do red eye reduction.. NOT doing such a good job so far ^ we look like fucking aliens.

More photos from the last couple weeks

I upgraded this BLOG thing and now I can add photos so much easier.After we digest all of these photos, I will get back to deep writting, meaningful scribbling, lots of stuff I need to write about, like MaMa's boys who can't leave home, Tips for girls, and why the Germans are so dam angry.Meanwhile, here we go:Before my trip to CT/MASS I had the honor of baby sitting Arturos old Boxer, Diesel.He was the most POLITE dog I have ever baby sat, what a dam CUTIE!! Anytime Arturo, Anytime!Ok, you probably think by now, this is Dr. Dot's dog pound, but they need their 15 minutes of fame too! Below is Toby, he was rescued from the dog pound from my Uncle Jack (whom I am not speaking to rite now-read back to “burning bridges in CT blog). Toby is cute, blind in one eye and tries to get blow jobs every night from Bonnie the Sharpei dog.Toby is also the loudest fucking dog I have ever met, sounds like an Ewok( star wars) on speed.

Toby ^