I am still up, it's 5:48 am and I am not even CLOSE to answering all of the 423 emails I got today (which is the average lately). Most are work/massage related, but some come from people I don't know, or who I met once, etc. Most want something from me. They either want free tickets, favors, backstage passes, to sell me something, etc.
This one German guy emailed me and asked me for an autograph. I signed two pictures and sent them to him as soon as I could (I just happened to be going to the post office anyways, normally I NEVER make it there before it closes). Anyways, sent him his autograph and the next day, he emails me, thanking me but also asking me to get him a personalized autograph from the Rolling Stones, ALL of them, including Billy Wyman's. Oh, and he also asked for the number/address of a massage therapist I know who runs his own business, as he is looking for work and just happens to be a massage therapist himself. WTF? How much free time do people think I have and not only that, I am amazed at the favors he expects from me. I mean, shall I just get on the phone to Mick, wake up Bill Wyman from his private, retirement way of life and demand an autograph, all on the same picture, for Dieter? Rotflmfao.
I have to think of Eminems song and laugh when these things come about..
''But at least have the decency in you to leave me alone
When you freaks see me out in the streets when I'm eating or feedin' my daughter
To not come and speak to me
I don't know you and no I don't owe you a motherfuckin thing
I'm not Mr. NSYNC and I'm not what your friends think
I'm not Mr. Friendly
I can be a prick, if you tip me my tank is on empty
No patience is in me and if you offend me I'm lifting you ten feet
In the air, I don't care who was there and who saw me just jaw you
Go call you a lawyer file you a lawsuit
I'll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe
I'm tired of arguing – I don't mean to mean but it's all I can be
It's just me
And I am
Whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?" EMINEM