Massage in Dresden, Germany

Book me:  info@drdot.com  put in "Hanni/Dresden" and I will answer you ASAP. 

 

 

Hello I'm Hanni and I'd like to welcome you in the Dresden area!

I'm a certified physiotherapist since 2002, but what's important in order to
be a good therapist, I learned during numerous treatments from my patients.

To give a really good treatment you need to know more than the mere anatomy
and physiology of a human body.

You have to feel what a person needs at the current moment and – even more
important –

be able to precisely treat this case.

With a little pride I can tell you that I'm really good in feeling into
somebody's needs and handle it carefully.

Most of my clients tell me, they feel sheltered and secure as soon as I get
my hands on them.

Above that, I do have very strong and persistent fingers that enable me to
get all your tensions and muscular tension away very thoroughly.

I'm a certified therapist for Functional Muscle Therapy, Progressive Muscle
Relaxation, Traditional Thai-massage, Foot Reflexology, Ayurveda and
Ayurvedic Baby and Pregnancy Care (which I learned in India) and several
other therapies.

So whether you want to regain your strength, get you sore body soothed, take
a well-deserved break or just get the tension out of your muscles I'd be
happy to help you.

Hanni

Chiropractic care in New Jersey

Dr. Russ with Progressive Healthcare and Comprehensive Health Associates, was the first doctor in the state of N.J. and the second in the entire nation to acquire the DRX9000 system to treat low back pain. Because of having successfully treated thousands of low back patients, he was chosen to be one of the first doctors in the United States to acquire the DRX9000C Cervical Decompression Device to treat chronic neck pain. Progressive Healthcare and Comprehensive Health Associates also offer the latest techniques in physical therapy to treat a variety of sports and orthopedic conditions including utilizing the latest in cold laser technology and advanced physical therapy procedures.

Dr. Russ is certified as a training doctor in decompression technology for the Northeast United States and has trained numerous medical specialists including Orthopedic Surgeons, internists, rheumologists, chiropractors and other healthcare specialists.

Dr. Russ has been involved with the DRX9000 since its inception and is one of the doctors with the most extensive clinical experience in the United States.

Dr. Russ was chosen to receive the first FDA cleared cervical decompression system, the DRX 9000C, from among over 100 doctors across the United States because of his commitment to clinical excellence and cutting-edge technology.

Dr. Russ was the clinical director of First Choice Rehabilitation Center of Virginia for five years where he directed a multidisciplinary staff of Chiropractors, Medical Physicians, Massage Therapists and Physical Therapists. He was also the treating chiropractic physician for Gold’s Gym in Arlington, Virginia.

He specializes in the control of neck, back, headaches, stress management, sports-related injuries and axial decompression therapy for disc herniations. Email Dr. Russ at info@drdot.com for an adjustment anytime (put NJ/Dr. Russ in subject line)

 

 

Massage in Milwaukee, Wisconsin

My name is Becky and I live near Milwaukee, WI. I attended Onondaga School of Therapeutic Massage in upstate New York and have been nationally certified since 2001. In addition to massage therapy, I also have an Associate Degree in Applied Science/Medical Option. I’ve lived in Buffalo and Syracuse, NY; Pittsburgh, PA; and Minneapolis, MN and enjoy traveling and spending time with my family.

I use a combination of massage techniques including deep tissue, swedish, and trigger point therapy and believe that each individual massage depends on my client’s specific needs. Massage should be enjoyable and relaxing while also providing healing and therapeutic benefits.

Many of my clients have said that I’ve ruined them for any other massage therapist because I give the best massage they’ve ever received. I have several clients who come to me specifically for fibromyalgia, low back pain, neck pain, headaches, stress, chronic pain, etc. I have worked successfully in chiropractic offices, salon/spas, hospitals, fitness centers, and on-location. I am punctual, dependable, and am able to deliver an awesome massage with confidence and competence.

I am honored to be a part of Dr. Dot’s awesome team of massage therapists and look forward to working with you! Email me anytime to book me: info@drdot.com (put Becca/Wisconsin in subject line), thanks πŸ™‚

Political Science for Dummies

 
Political Science for Dummies 
 

DEMOCRAT

You have two cows.

Your neighbor has none. 

You feel guilty for being successful. 

You push for higher taxes so the government can provide cows for everyone. 

REPUBLICAN

You have two cows.

Your neighbor has none.

So?

SOCIALIST

You have two cows.

The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. 

You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.

COMMUNIST

You have two cows.

The government seizes both and provides you with milk. 

You wait in line for hours to get it.

It is expensive and sour.

CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE

You have two cows.

You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.

BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE

You have two cows.

Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk down the drain.

AMERICAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one. 

You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses.

Your stock goes up.

FRENCH CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You go on strike because you want three cows. 

You go to lunch and drink wine.

Life is good.

JAPANESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. 

They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.

Most are at the top of their class at cow school.

GERMAN CORPORATION

You have two cows. 

You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour. 

Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.

ITALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows but you don't know where they are. 

You break for lunch.

Life is good.

RUSSIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You have some vodka.

You count them and learn you have five cows. 

You have some more vodka.

You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. 

The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.

TALIBAN CORPORATION

You have all the cows in  Afghanistan  , which are two. 

You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature'private parts.

You get a $40 million grant from the  US  government to find alternatives to milk production but u se the money to buy weapons.

IRAQI CORPORATION

You have two cows.

They go into hiding. 

They send radio tapes of their mooing.

POLISH CORPORATION

You have two bulls.

Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.

BELGIAN CORPORATION

You have one cow.

The cow is schizophrenic.

Sometimes the cow thinks he's French, other times he's Flemish. 

The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow.

The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk. 

The cow asks permission to be cut in half.

The cow dies happy.

FLORIDA CORPORATION

You have a black cow and a brown cow.

Everyone votes for the best looking one. 

Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidentally vote for the black one.

Some people vote for both.

Some people vote for neither.

Some people can't figure out how to vote at all.

Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think is the best-looking cow.

CALIFORNIA CORPORATION

You have millions of cows. 

They make real  California  cheese. 

Only five speak English.

Most are illegal.

Arnold  likes the ones with the big udders.

 
 

Joe Satriani Sues Coldplay For ‘Viva La Vida’ Plagiarism

A little bird named Christin tipped me off on this amazing story:

Click  HERE   to see full story

Coldplay, no strangers to plagiarism accusations, are now being sued by guitar virtuoso Joe Satriani, as the guitarist is accusing the band of ripping off his 2004 track “If I Could Fly” for their own Grammy-nominated hit “Viva La Vida.” Satriani filed a copyright infringement suit against the band in Los Angeles yesterday, accusing Coldplay of stealing “substantial original portions.” The Satch is seeking a jury trial, damages and “any and all profits attributable to the alleged copyright infringement.” And considering the album and the single were among the biggest sellers this year, not to mention the centerpiece of an Apple iTunes campaign, Satriani stands to make a sizable profit if the jury agrees with him. However, Satriani’s lawyers will have to prove Coldplay somehow heard “If I Could Fly,” which may be a difficult task. That being said, the hook to “Viva” is almost exactly the same as the guitar lick in “If I Could Fly,” as evidenced by the 50-second mark in the video below. Coldplay’s management has not yet commented on the case.

Pfffft!! Joe is the MAN!!

Massage in Venice Beach, Los Angeles California

My name is Leanna, and I am a massage therapist and a musician based out of Venice Beach, California (Los Angeles area). I have been giving relaxing and healing massages since I was a child (my mom, who has an amazing touch, taught me, and from then on, I started massaging my family and friends). After going to school at Chapman University for music, I attended CalCopa Massage Therapy School in Huntington Beach to learn more about the healing arts. I continue to develop this passion through practice and experience, developing a following of clients who constantly say that my work is “the best massage they’ve ever had.” I will relax and restore your body from head to toe while gracefully alleviating shoulder, neck, back, hip, arm, and every other muscle pain you can think of. Many clients come to me for chronic pain, as my strong hands can find knots and work them out. I give my clients what their bodies want and need: a completely restored, pain-free, relaxed body – thus creating more capability for creativity.

I heard about Dr. Dot when I was in my first band in High School. Since I was playing or thinking about music most of the time, I was often around musicians. I have always had a passion for massage, and I would always be the one giving back massages, doing neck stretches, arm and hand massages, etc., because I understand the areas that musicians need most, being one myself. A couple of years ago, a friend of mine from a San Francisco band told me about Dr. Dot, and I visited her website for more information. Dr. Dot’s story was inspiring to me, as I have often thought about finding a way to connect my two greatest passions, music and massage (which I believe are both forms of healing, expression, and art). The opportunity to be a part of Dr. Dot’s team is something I have been looking forward to for years!

My specialties:
Deep Tissue
Swedish Massage: can be relaxing and deep, OR relaxing and light, if you prefer
Hot Stone Massage: massage done with warm stones in the palms of my hands—can be light or deep—great for cold weather!
Trigger Point Therapy: finding those knots that hurt when you press down on them and getting rid of that pain! Trigger points are usually found in the neck and shoulders and cause back, neck, arm and hand pain
Thai Massage: involves lots of yoga stretches/positions—great for alleviating leg and hip pain
Shiatsu: Japanese form of massage that uses acupressure and follows the meridians of the body—also incorporates hand/foot reflexology
My style combines all of these techniques to create one amazing massage, completely unique and specific to YOU. You won’t be disappointed if you hire me!


I am available for tours. Email me: info@drdot.com and put "Leanna/LA" in subject line and it will reach me instantly πŸ™‚

 

Need singers and musicians to perform EVERY Beatles song on Dec. 7th in NYC

http://forthebenefitofmrbuffet.blogspot.com/2008/11/we-need-singers-december-7th.html

 

 Click link to sign up ^

 



See you there πŸ˜‰

Go here and look at this
http://forthebenefitofmrbuffet.blogspot.com/
I'm playing every original Beatles song (189 in total) in one day on ukulele,
At Spike Hill in Wiliamsburg, Brooklyn, Sunday, Dec 7, 2008, noon to midnight. I need Singers!
Here's the set list, Write back to me and claim your songs. We are doing them in alphabetical order and will confirm and hopefully rehearse with you in advance. You can bring a band or just let me accompany you on uke, the only provision being we play the song in the same key as The Beatles. i don't mind slowing down or speeding up but changing keys 189 times is just too much.

Across The Universe The Beatles 3:44
All I've Got To Do The Beatles
All My Loving The Beatles 2:12
All Together Now The Beatles 2:09
All You Need Is Love G The Beatles 3:48
And I Love Her The Beatles 2:31
And Your Bird Can Sing The Beatles 2:02
Another Girl Anytime At All The Beatles 2:13
Ask Me Why The Beatles 2:24
Baby You're A Rich Man C The Beatles 3:01
Baby's In Black The Beatles
Back in the USSR The Beatles 2:43
The Ballad Of John And Yoko
Because
Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite D-
Birthday
Blackbird The Beatles 2:18
Blue Jay Way C
Can't Buy Me Love The Beatles 2:15
Carry That Weight The Beatles 1:37
Come Together The Beatles
The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill
A Day In The Life G The Beatles 5:34
Day Tripper The Beatles 2:48 Album
Dig A Pony The Beatles 3:55 Let it Be
Dig It The Beatles 0:50 Let It Be PM
Do You Want To Know A Secret
Doctor Robert The Beatles
Don't Bother Me The Beatles 2:26
Don't Let Me Down The Beatles 3:35
Don't Pass Me By The Beatles 3:50
Drive My Car The Beatles 2:28 1962-1967
Eight Days A Week The Beatles 2:48
Eleanor Rigby E- The Beatles 2:06
The End The Beatles 2:20 Abbey Road
Every Little Thing The Beatles 2:05
Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me and My Monkey
Fixing A Hole F The Beatles 2:37
Flying C 2:17
The Fool On The Hill
Magical Mystery Tour
For No One Aflat The Beatles
For You Blue The Beatles 2:56
From Me To You The Beatles 1:56
Get Back The Beatles 3:12
Getting Better C
Girl The Beatles 2:34 Rex M
Glass Onion The Beatles 2:18 Rex M
Golden Slumbers, Carry That Weight, The End
Good Day Sunshine B/A Rex M
Good Morning Good Morning A Rex M
Good Night The Beatles 3:12 Rex M
Got to Get You Into My LIfe G Rex M
Happiness Is A Warm Gun Rex M
A Hard Day's Night G Rex M
Hello Goodbye C The Beatles 3:30
Help! The Beatles 2:18
Helter Skelter The Beatles 4:30
Her Majesty D The Beatles 0:23 PM
Here Comes The Sun The Beatles 3:06
Here There And Everywhere G
Hey Bulldog The Beatles 3:14
Hey Jude The Beatles 7:03
Hold Me Tight The Beatles 2:33
Honey Pie The Beatles 2:40
I Am The Walrus A The Beatles 4:35
I Call Your Name The Beatles 2:05
I Me Mine The Beatles 2:26 Let It Be
I Need You The Beatles 2:31
I Saw Her Standing There The Beatles 2:55
I Should Have Known Better The Beatles 2:44
I Wanna Be Your Man The Beatles 1:59
I Wanna Hold Your Hand
I Want To Tell You A The Beatles 2:24
I Want You (She's So Heavy) The Beatles 7:48
I Will The Beatles 1:46
I'll Be Back The Beatles 2:22
I'll Cry Instead The Beatles 1:48
I'll Follow The Sun The Beatles 1:51
I'll Get You The Beatles 2:03
I'm A Loser The Beatles 2:33
I'm Down The Beatles 2:32
I'm Happy Just to Dance With You
I'm Looking Through You The Beatles 2:28
I'm Only Sleeping The Beatles 2:57
I'm So Tired The Beatles 2:03
I've Got A Feeling The Beatles
I've Just Seen A Face The Beatles 2:07
If I Fell The Beatles 2:22
If I Needed Someone The Beatles 2:24

In My Life The Beatles 2:25
The Inner Light E flat The Beatles 2:58
It Won't Be Long The Beatles 2:11
It's All Too Much The Beatles 6:28
It's Only Love The Beatles 1:59
Julia The Beatles 2:54
Lady Madonna A The Beatles 2:17 PM
Let it Be The Beatles 3:52
Little Child The Beatles 1:45
The Long and Winding Road The Beatles 3:35
Long, Long, Long The Beatles 3:04
Love Me Do The Beatles 2:24
Love You To C The Beatles 3:01
Lovely Rita E The Beatles 2:42
Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds A The Beatles 3:28
Maggie Mae The Beatles 0:41 Let It Be
Magical Mystery Tour E The Beatles 2:49
Martha My Dear The Beatles 2:29
Maxwell's Silver Hammer The Beatles 3:27
Mean Mr. Mustard The Beatles 1:06
Michelle The Beatles 2:42 PM
Misery The Beatles 1:50
Please Please Me
Mother Nature's Son The Beatles 2:48
Mr Moonlight The Beatles 2:37
The Night Before The Beatles 2:37
No Reply The Beatles 2:17
Norwegian Wood The Beatles 2:03
Not A Second Time The Beatles 2:08
Nowhere Man The Beatles 2:44
Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da The Beatles 3:09
Octopus's Garden The Beatles 2:51
Oh! Darling The Beatles 3:26
Old Brown Shoe The Beatles 3:20
One After 909 The Beatles 3:09
Only A Northern Song The Beatles 2:44
P.S. I Love You The Beatles 2:06
Paperback Writer The Beatles 2:18
Penny Lane B The Beatles 2:59 2
Piggies The Beatles 2:01
Please Please Me The Beatles 2:05
Polythene Pam The Beatles 1:11
Rain The Beatles 3:02 Past Masters Rock
Revolution The Beatles 3:24
Rocky Raccoon The Beatles 3:41
Run For Your Life The Beatles 2:19
Savoy Truffle The Beatles 2:55
Sexy Sadie The Beatles 3:15
She Came In Through The Bathroom Window
She Loves You The Beatles 2:21
She Said She Said Bflat The Beatles 2:37
She's A Woman The Beatles 3:03
She's Leaving Home E The Beatles 3:35
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Something The Beatles 3:16
Strawberry Fields Forever A The Beatles 4:07
Sun King The Beatles 2:26 PM
Taxman D The Beatles 2:38
Tell Me What You See The Beatles 2:36
Tell Me Why The Beatles 2:10
Thank You Girl The Beatles 2:07
There's A Place The Beatles 1:53
Things We Said Today The Beatles 2:39
Think For Yourself The Beatles 2:19
This Boy The Beatles 2:16
Ticket to Ride The Beatles 3:10
Tomorrow Never Knows C The Beatles 2:58
Two Of Us The Beatles 3:36 Let It Be
Wait The Beatles 2:17 Rubber Soul
We Can Work It Out The Beatles 2:12
What Goes On The Beatles 2:46
What You're Doing The Beatles 2:31
When I Get Home The Beatles 2:18
When I'm Sixty Four C The Beatles 2:38
While My Guitar Gently Weeps The Beatles 4:45
Why Dont We Do It In The Road The Beatles 1:41
Wild Honey Pie The Beatles 1:01
With A Little Help From My Friends E
Within You, Without You C Band
The Word The Beatles 2:44
Yellow Submarine G The Beatles
Yer Blues The Beatles 4:01
Yes It Is The Beatles 2:40
Yesterday The Beatles 2:05
You Can't Do That
You Know My Name (Look up the Number
You Like Me Too Much
You Never Give Me Your Money
You Won't See Me
You're Going To Lose That Girl
You've Got To Hide Your Love Away
Your Mother Should Know C The Beatles 2:30

Call Roger at 646-255-3052 to simplify things if you look.