Ask Dr. Dot ( Anal Sex= HELL/ Those freakin’ ex’s/ 69 is stupid)

Round 159 of Ask Dr. Dot. Feel free to ask me anything. I always change the names, so no need to be shy…

Q.
My guy keeps bugging me for anal sex. I have heard from ALL of my
 friends that it hurts and it’s unpleasant. He practically begs me,
 says “If you love me you’ll allow it at least once”. I do love him
 but his dick is already too big for my vagina. I need help, fast.
Exit Only Alice

 

A.
Men always think we LOVE having a hard cock rammed up our poop shoot
 because they see porn stars begging for it in their “movies”. Fact
 is, it hurts; especially if the man is well hung. His begging for
your tighter hole is similar to you begging for him to have a wider cock.
  If you let him try it once, he is bound to love your tight ass and
 will be gagging for it all the time. If you’re against it, don’t
open Pandora’s Box or it will be a major pain in the ass.

Q.
 I've been dating this girl for almost 7 months. Most of her guy friends
are guys that she has slept with in the past. She says that she has
only been with a few guys like 8 or something but she still hangs out
with half of them. Like going out to lunch and sometimes dinner. Always
exclusively and never with her friends while I'm at work. Is this good
girlfriend behavior? She says they are all just her friends and I believe
her but it makes me uncomfortable…I don't hang out with anybody that
I slept with in the past except one of my ex girlfriends who I dated
 and calls my girlfriend more than she calls me so that’s a lot different.
 Anyway one guy that she went to lunch with a week ago and also slept
 with in the past. Sent her a text message at like 10 or 11 at night
 asking her to hang out. She said she was watching a movie with me but
then he replied that he would try harder when she was single. That
really upset me and she was really upset when I brought it up she said
 that he was drunk and isn't like that normally. She didn't reply to the
text message after he said that. She also talks to her ex boyfriend of 4
 years a lot. Sending myspace comments back and forth and texting. He
 even brought her over a gift last week. She's pregnant.. with my baby.
  It's important to that I work these things out with her. What
 am I supposed to do here? Is it wrong for me to tell her that she
needs to cease relationships with past flings? How do I tell her that?
Nervously Neil
 

A.
Ok, she has all the power now. So you can not tell her what to do,
or even suggest it at this point. Do NOT mention them again!
Once the baby is born, she won't have any extra time for these
clingy fools. Just concentrate on her and put the blinders on to the
Ex boyfriends. They are her ex's; you are her guy and father to the baby.
You need to be more mature (I know they are aggravating and irritating
but do not let them win). Offer her foot rubs, lower back rubs and
just be fun to be with. She will want to be with you rather than them.
Like I said, when the baby comes, those wankers will just blend into the
Past; they will be history as her baby and you will keep her more than
busy and hopefully, content.

Q.
I am only 19 but I am sexually active even though I am a tad shy.
 I have noticed that the few men I have slept with all want to “69”.
I go with the flow, but to be honest I don’t like it. Why are men so
 hooked on this? I find it embarrassing to have someone be face to
face with my ass hole. What if they think it’s ugly? What are they
THINKING when they are that close?
Firm & Fruity Fiona
 
A.
Why are they hooked on it? Exactly the same reason you hate it.They
love the close up view of your twat and chocolate star fish in their
face.  Don’t worry about them criticizing your crack, as I am sure
they look upon it adoringly. I hate it for a different reason: it’s
unpractical. How can one enjoy receiving great oral when they have to
 concentrate on giving great oral? What a stupid fucking concept. I am
 positive the 69 position was invented by some horny, unpractical,
 caveman. Another downside; there is always that chance your man was
 in a hurry the last time he wiped his ass. Sniff.

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