Ask Dr. Dot

Dear Dr. Dot,

My boyfriend likes it when I stick my fingers and other objects in his ass. I wonder if he is really gay deep down inside. Do you think he is secretly queer, or is this a new trend? I find it all rather stinky and strange but I do it because he asks me to (and out of curiosity), but it makes me worry. When I am in there, I think to myself  “Baby, you need a MAN!”. I feel like I can’t satisfy him.

Janet Planet

Dear Janet,

Believe it or not, a lot of guys like that. Usually the more successful the man, the more pain he wants in his ass. I think it’s a way for them to be submissive, to finally let someone else be in charge. Perhaps it is just relaxing for him and he thinks it feels good (who the hell knows why). I doubt any gay intentions. It’s best not to bring it up outside of the bedroom, as they don’t like to verbally admit they like it. If you really want to rock his world, buy a strap on, see how he likes that! Keep baby wipes at arm’s length if you get my drift.

Dr. Dot

Dear Dr. Dot,

I wanted to get my girl’s name tattooed onto my arm but she doesn’t want me to. I thought this was the ultimate way to express one’s undying love? Is this a bad sign?

Steve K.  

Dear Steve,

Maybe she is just wise and/or had a bad experience in the past. Getting your lovers name tattooed onto your body gives them a license to take you for granted, I mean; they KNOW they have you whipped at that point. It is indeed a sweet thought, but don’t do it. Everyone I know who did it ended up breaking up  and having it covered up with something else. The person who got the tattoo done is usually the heart broken one in the end.  If you want to show her how much you love her, give her oral sex and/or flowers and don’t forget, always make her laugh!

Dr. Dot



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