Dear Dr. Dot,
The other day in morning, my penis was all long, soft, and wrinkly, as if I had just had sex. My wife thinks I was out messing around! Can a dream cause this? I told her I don’t remember even having an erection, maybe it was a dream.
It’s normal that men get erections during sleep and wet dreams can make a guy shoot his load in his sleep, it may be a big load or just a tiny leak.
As long as you are treating your woman well, she shouldn’t even ask about such things. When she acts jealous, you may want to treat her better so doesn’t even go there.
If you are treating her fine & she still hunts for reasons to bust your balls, she may be looking for an excuse to get out of the relationship, OR it could mean she herself is the cheating one. Just like a thief always thinks someone is trying to steal something from them, a cheating partner is always overly suspicious of their partner cheating too.
Good luck with that